One advantage Canelo has that most of you are overlooking...

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  • ßringer
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    #1

    One advantage Canelo has that most of you are overlooking...

    ...Is his ATG snake.

    Say what you want about hand-speed, footwork, defense, chin, and technical abilities, but I don't think "The Mandingo Warrior" was prepared to be out-snaked so handily at the weigh in yesterday.



    ...I mean, look at that monster! Canelo's girthy chorizo is once again on full display at the weigh-in, barely capable of being restrained from breaking loose and drowning the audience in a sea of salty, post-******ic seminal fluid the likes of which would rival the Indian ocean tsunami of 2004.

    Christ, even Kirkland's promoter 50 cent was swooning afterwards...

  • dan_cov
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    #2
    Hahaha that 50 pic had me rolling. Great job

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    • deathofaclown
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      #3
      Best beef whistle in the business.

      Nathan Cleverly looked impressive too in his little panties from the Cleverly 2 weigh in. Look it up.

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      • Ruthless One
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        #4
        Originally posted by ßringer


        The reason why there's some folds and crumples on his undies in the first pic is 'cause he had to tuck away that bad boy between his legs. Too dangerous to be let loose.

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        • KO MX
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          #5
          hell yes!! i'm not a Canelo fan for his boxing skills
          it's THE SNAKE!!!

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          • BroneloCalvarez
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            #6
            I never overlook that advantage

            WARNELO

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            • johnm is...
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              #7

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              • Russian Crushin
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                #8
                He's also extremely humble, wearing black (a known slimming color) so others wouldnt feel self conscious

                What a man

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                • richardt
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                  #9
                  Now if Canelo can put a glove on that snake and use it as a jab, he will go unbeaten for the rest of his career!

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                  • Ruthless One
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                    #10


                    James Kirkland
                    Age: 31
                    Height: 5'9"
                    Reach: 70"
                    Length: 6"
                    Girth: 4"

                    Canelo Alvarez
                    Age: 24
                    Height: 5'9"
                    Reach: 71"
                    Length: 12"
                    Girth: 7"

                    Looks like Ginger's got the length and girth advantage. Everything else is virtually the same.

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