Mickey Rourke vs Elliot Seymour...My Prediction

[jaded]

Rourke throws the 1st punch in the 1st round and his hairpiece goes flying off his head. Rourke quickly runs out of the ring covering his head with his gloves and the fight is declared a no contest due to hairpiece malfunction. The Russian promoter refuses to pay Rourke his $25K purse and Rourke goes back to his hotel and gets drunk and becomes belligerent to the hotel staff and gets arrested.

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[jmrf4435]

I seriously thought this was some kind of promotional thing. Wtf, 62 years old in the ring has to be some kind of record

[Crazylegs77]

Rourke by KO

[jmrf4435]

BTW pit bulls arekinda.... My presa or kangal would dominate, I would actually favor a well trained german shep as a pet over such a diluted breed as a pitbull.

[jaded]

BTW pit bulls arekinda.... My presa or kangal would dominate, I would actually favor a well trained german shep as a pet over such a diluted breed as a pitbull.

I sense just a wee bit of mental ******ation there. I don't think there is anything cool about dogs that dominate or fight and I can't stand guys who think like you...they are assholes. So go suck a cock and stay out of my thread.

[jas]

comedy gold by jaded

[El_Feroz82]

I don't understand why they're letting him fight....the last time I saw him he had electric whip hands or something and he was teabagging Iron Man, that's just not fair and he's coming for Money May next

[Sharpharp]

Rourke by Standing Suplex from the top rope...

[BostonGuy]

With my boxing experience (I have one amateur fight where I got TKO'd) and my gym experience I've been boxing off and on for the last 5 years, I honestly think I could beat Rourke

[Mike D]

I expect Rourke to fight his usual fight, despite his somewhat advanced age.

He still has good movement. Elite footwork. Hands are still fast, and power in each hand. He's open though to counters so I expect him to utilize his tremendous athleticism and bounce in and out while landing his 4 to 5 punch combinations. In and out, in and out.

Rourke via wide UD.

WAR ROURKE