That Max Kellerman post-bout interview as it really happened...

[Guest]

"Sergei... you just beat a black boxer, and that's caused me to lose my erection. I'm so depressed I'm nearly in tears, and it's making me forget to do that weird over-enunciating thing I always do. I may even top myself afterwards. Please... at least tell me he hurt you with a punch or something... anything you can do to try and help me get an erection again in the next month. Otherwise I think I may be impotent for life just thinking about it. Seriously, I might cry if I don't stop this interview."



"BerNARD, I can almost FEEL my erection coming BACK just TALKING to YOU. Don't FORGET that you are OLD, and thereFORE that's a valid REASON for you LOSING this FIGHT, and means I can STILL go HOME and hope to develop an ERECTION. In that LAST ROUND you TOOK so many PUNCHES and he STILL couldn't KNOCK you OUT. I'm GUSHING over THAT just like a FANBOY. Please, will you TOUCH me below my WAIST, I'm actually ABOUT to CUM in my PANTS. I LOVE boxers who are BLACK. Even in DEFEAT you're a GREAT GUY. Look at YOU, shaking Kovalev's HAND. You're so AMAZING I may TAKE YOU in my MOUTH right NOW."

[Mike D]

what the f**k lmaooooo

[bojangles1987]

Max better be careful making offers like that. ***** might be watching.

[Weebler I]

What's with Kellerman's insistence on choosing the most complicated words possible when interviewing foreign fighters? It's like he doesn't want them to understand him.

[Guest]

What's with Kellerman's insistence on choosing the most complicated words possible when interviewing foreign fighters? It's like he doesn't want them to understand him.

I hope you're not suggesting Max has a bias.

[Weebler I]

I hope you're not suggesting Max has a bias.

It's clear what he likes in boxing, more questionable is why he likes it. I understand some people exclusively like "boxers" but in Max's case I think at his core he's still that white rapper who never made it. His praise of punchers like Golovkin and Kovalev seems forced, like he knows he has a job to do but the love isn't really there. I don't want to call him a wigga as he is now 40 years old but in his case I suspect that it remains true.

[Guest]

Huh? Don't get the relevance to this thread? I expected to see a Max Kellerman video, but you've just posted up prime NWA.

[HughJass]

[Guest]

What's with Kellerman's insistence on choosing the most complicated words possible when interviewing foreign fighters? It's like he doesn't want them to understand him.

I honestly think it's because he has zero common sense.

He's too ****** to realize in many cases English is possibly the boxer's third language.

[Foreign Soil]

So accurate. Kovalev made Hopkins look like a washed up Felix Trinidad.