Will Maidana's size help or hurt against Mayweather?

[TBear]

People often complain that Mayweather likes fighting smaller fighters, but that can't be true at all. Not by this definition.

[KRITKL]

Waiting for Queen Leila to make a "will Bradley size help or hurt him against Pac "

Because we all seen the 24/7 where they talk about how big his feet are.

[Luilun]

And by size I obviously mean c*ck bulge.

Now I know that many of the less informed among you are likely scratching your head right about now but, please, hear me out...

Previously I (like many others) had thought that the key to beating Floyd Mayweather and derailing his longstanding undefeated streak would lie not in the inane things that you NSB ****s like to debate to death like stylistic intangibles or prior performances against similar opposition - No, I (and many experts who post here) thought that the key to beating Floyd would lie in the area of being physically bigger than him where it really matters : Below the belt.

You may remember that I laid out a pretty compelling argument for Canelo Alvarez triumphing over Mayweather in their fight last year. The crux of that riveting presentation of course being size of Canelo's now infamous ATG snake.

Unfortunately, my theory was proven wrong when Mayweather emerged victorious and still undefeated after a fairly lopsided 36 minutes of action.

So where does Marcos Maidana fit into all of this?

Well, since this fight was announced I've been doing quite a bit of "research" (most of which admittedly consists of jerking it feverishly to pics of c*ck bulges at fight weigh-ins until I spew on my stomach) into Maidana's c*ck size and have recently come to the revelation that my initial theory may have been correct in principle, but wrong in application.

I now believe that Canelo's ATG snake was so huge that it became a hindrance instead of an advantage. I also believe that the sheer size of Canelo's love piston may be the reason why Alvarez continues to struggle with stamina issues.

I now believe that the key to beating Floyd Mayweather lies not in having a bigger c*ck than he does, but in having a smaller c*ck than he does!

You see, the smaller the meat mushroom the more swiftly you're able to move about the ring. This is exactly why Floyd has managed to stay undefeated all of these years - He's been knowingly fighting men with much larger c*cks because it slows them down in the ring, making it easier for him to potshot them and move away quickly while they tire themselves out chasing him down carrying around an extra 2lbs of c*ck. It's also the reason why he still refuses to fight Pacquiao - Because everybody knows that Asians have shrimp d*cks, so Manny would never get tired of chasing Floyd because there'd be nothing between his legs to tire him out.

Take a look at this photo from the Broner/Maidana weigh-in...



As you see, I've highlighted the area where Maidana's beef bayonet should be bulging out of his boxer briefs like an escaped slave desperate for freedom...but there is no bulge!

So how do you guys think this will play into his fight with Floyd? Surely Maidana's toddler-sized d*ck will lead to him being much faster than Alvarez was in the ring, giving him a chance to smother Floyd much more than Canelo could.

I think because Floyd has no balls he's has an advantage on speed on whom ever he fights so he's the fastest of them all

[Luilun]

Doubt it.

Floyd's been wearing those 14 year old boy baggy boxers his entire career for a reason - He doesn't want his fans to know that his splooge squirter is as small as his ego is big.

Plus then the secret would be out : It would prove my theory that he's hung like an ant and deliberately fights guys with bigger d*cks because A.) Guys with bigger d*cks get worn out much faster chasing opponents around the ring, and B.) Beating men with bigger d*cks is the only way that Floyd can feel like a real man himself.

Everybody has always known he's been insecure throughout his entire life. Most people thought that had to do with daddy issues and "not having a childhood" and all of that dumb **** - I just obliterated those myths by not only revealing the reason why he's still undefeated, but for revealing the real reason behind his insecurity.

So are you telling everyone Floyd has a Cat Winnie

[DARKSEID]

You see, the smaller the meat mushroom the more swiftly you're able to move about the ring. This is exactly why Floyd has managed to stay undefeated all of these years - He's been knowingly fighting men with much larger c*cks because it slows them down in the ring, making it easier for him to potshot them and move away quickly while they tire themselves out chasing him down carrying around an extra 2lbs of c*ck. It's also the reason why he still refuses to fight Pacquiao - Because everybody knows that Asians have shrimp d*cks, so Manny would never get tired of chasing Floyd because there'd be nothing between his legs to tire him out.

Not everybody, i've met plenty of girls that have been pleasantly surprised.

I know because I never gave the business to a girl who didn't walk funny the next day.

[thuggery]

Solid analysis backed up by extensive research and data. The statistics are overwhelming, I would be surprised if you're wrong

[Szef]

Not everybody, i've met plenty of girls that have been pleasantly surprised.

I know because I never gave the business to a girl who didn't walk funny the next day.

They were surprised by the fact that some form of dick was there.

2 inches but still.. You go get'em,my favourite baller!

[DARKSEID]

They were surprised by the fact that some form of dick was there.

2 inches but still.. You go get'em,my favourite baller!

You're right, I wish my **** was as big as your boyfriend's.

[Weltschmerz]

hmm, interesting question, although you might wanna do more research regarding Maidana. Obviously he's a ballsy fighter.

[Weltschmerz]

Not everybody, i've met plenty of girls that have been pleasantly surprised.

I know because I never gave the business to a girl who didn't walk funny the next day.

If this was true, you wouldn't actually have to brag about it on a forum.