Make a boxing story

**Vasyl�s dad** · 02-01-2014, 12:30 PM

He put on gloves. He fought. He lost. He retired.

**Xpert** · 02-01-2014, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by FloydsLostBalls

He put on gloves. He fought. He lost. He retired.

That was not a very long story and it didn't have a message, so you didn't live up to the challenge.

**KingTito** · 02-01-2014, 12:36 PM

I'm too hungover to try anything like this.

**PainfromUkraine** · 02-01-2014, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by Xpert

Make a boxing story. The challenge is, it gotta contain a message. The message of this story is: Racism is ******, especially in an interethnical sport with as many different champions from many different nations as boxing.

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DRAMA AT THE BAR - by Xpert
The four friends, Vitali Klitschko, Wladimir Klitschko, Nikolai Valuev, David Price and Tyson Fury, who called themselves "The Tall White Guy Gang", were hanging out at a bar. Suddenly, two other tall guys enter the bar. Lennox Lewis and Deontay Wilder.
- Lennox: Yo, Vitali, still got a scar?
- Vitali: Leave me alone, Lennox!
- Lennox: No, I won't.
Vitali stands up, ready to fight. ****! Lennox punches him in the head, resulting in a big injury bleeding heavily.
- Lennox: This time, no referee will save your life!
Lennox punches him again. Tyson Fury steps forward to help, but Deontay Wilder steps in front of him.
- Fury: Wow wow wow, relax, man, I ain't got no problem with you! I got an upcoming fight against that tatooed guy, Omar, that's what the fans wants to see.
- Wilder: Coward, I dare you to send me that contract!
- Fury: No! I wanna fight Chisora afterwards! Maybe... after a tuneup fight...
David Haye enters the bar and sees Valuev.
- Haye: Remember me, you big shack?
Haye punches Valuev, who starts running for his life. Haye sees Price.
- Haye: Should I call Tony Thompson?
Price is shocked.
- Price: No thanks.
- Haye: Good, you dog. But he's on his way here.
Tony Thompson enters the bar and jumps up on a table.
- Tony: Yo, everybody, listen! **** racism! I lost to Kubrat Pulev and he's white! Don't be scared to fight us because we're black! Racism should never be tolerated and despite our different colors, then the fans would love to see us fight against each other. So let's give the fans the fights they deserve instead of ducking because of something ****** like racism! We're all humans and we can all be heroes like Malcolm X and Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King! One love, one humanity!
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Yeah, I'm a bored lonely guy on drugs, but I think it had a beautiful message.

**Vasyl�s dad** · 02-01-2014, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by Xpert

That was not a very long story and it didn't have a message, so you didn't live up to the challenge.

The message is that he, a Black fighter, didn't like being hit by white gloves and losing.

**Xpert** · 02-01-2014, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by PainfromUkraine

Why didn't you highlight the part about Kubrat Pulev beating Thompson and not Vitali but the referee being the one stopping the fight between Vitali and Lewis?

**PainfromUkraine** · 02-01-2014, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by Xpert

Why didn't you highlight the part about Kubrat Pulev beating Thompson and not Vitali but the referee being the one stopping the fight between Vitali and Lewis?

Must have missed it, anyway the story is ****** - when exactly has racism (in recent times) been playing a part in boxing in terms of making matchups etc???

And the story doesn't make sense in a few ways - why would Valuev be scared of Haye or anyone probably outside of a ring where he can't be outrun or outboxed? Why would Vitali be intimidated by Lennox and just be punched without reply or suddenly get badly injured from the first punch? Why would big mouthed Fury (confident of being the best fighter ever) be scared of Wilder? Why would Haye suddenly go for Price when they are fellow countrymen? Calling him a dog lol wtf? You tried to cover it up a bit by putting in Pulev beating Thompson right at the end yet your message is flawed - so you mention black activists, that wanted to end racism towards blacks yet it's the blacks in the story that are being racist?

BTW, Vitali was stopped on advice of the doctor, not saved by the referee.

The story is just racial baiting bringing up a thing that has no relevance in real boxing.

**Xpert** · 02-01-2014, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by PainfromUkraine

Must have missed it, anyway the story is ****** - when exactly has racism (in recent times) been playing a part in boxing in terms of making matchups etc???

And the story doesn't make sense in a few ways - why would Valuev be scared of Haye or anyone probably outside of a ring where he can't be outrun or outboxed? Why would Vitali be intimidated by Lennox and just be punched without reply or suddenly get badly injured from the first punch? Why would big mouthed Fury (confident of being the best fighter ever) be scared of Wilder? Why would Haye suddenly go for Price when they are fellow countrymen? Calling him a dog lol wtf? You tried to cover it up a bit by putting in Pulev beating Thompson right at the end yet your message is flawed - so you mention black activists, that wanted to end racism towards blacks yet it's the blacks in the story that are being racist?

BTW, Vitali was stopped on advice of the doctor, not saved by the referee.

The story is just racial baiting bringing up a thing that has no relevance in real boxing.

You have completely missed the point of my story. Besides, this thread is not about my story, but the stories of you, the readers. So make some stories with deep messages.

**SlySlickSmooth** · 02-01-2014, 01:05 PM

A young boy had a pet pigeon, a big bully came along and killed it. Now that young boy has used the anger towards the big bully and picked up the gloves and became a superstar. Don't kill pigeons, you won't become a superstar.

Make a boxing story