How many top fighters are using PENs in your opinion?

[Furn]

If your gonna use PENs you wanna use one that writes upside down.

[bojangles1987]

Mine scribbed out the signature of some guy called Lamont PENerson.

That's okay then. The napkin is doctor prescribed and provides no illegal benefits.

[Los Zetas]

As the end of round 11 neared, seconds to go, Alex Ariza, the Strength and conditioning coach of Marcos Maidana used a Pen to write something he felt incredibly inspirational on the napkin that was in his hands. Ding Ding! El Chino went to the doctor, hurt from an illegal shot, then he sat down to his trusted corner. Robert shouted "Are you OK Chino? Use the ****ing jab and punch him, use your face to take his shots because this is the Garcia way. Go for the KO, we won every round but go for the KO even though you are hurt badly Chino, do this for you family, this will change your ****ing life. Look at me Chino, look at me". Still in a daze, Maidana's concentration faded, not understanding a word.

Then Alex Ariza showed him a napkin, not just an ordinary napkin, but a special one, a napkin beyond any in existence. The words were poetry in motion.
As soon as Maidana saw it, he jumped back and took deep breaths. He was awake, alive for the first time it felt.

His mind was upside down, the words so real that he was caught off guard. The ref calls him to the centre of the squared circle, 3 minutes to go for a life changing end. Will he conquer AB Ya know, I got humped? As he walked to face his foe for one last round, still hurt from the shot thrown after the bell in the last round, he reminded himself the words written on the napkin that made his hairs stand up.

He knew he would win.

[F!x]

Why even bother paying for VANA and USANA if all it takes is a video?

[junior gong]

Take a pen, shake it up, and scribble on the PEN. If the ink manipulates itself into a drawing of Alex Ariza giving two thumbs up, it's a PEN.

[Tom Cruise]

This is clearly a Big Tissue.

[Mike D]

I ain't gonna lie I f**k with PENs from time to time. **** helps me get through the work day when I ain't feeling it.