Describe Nicolay Valuev

[C.T.D]

Valuev?

He will revive the heavyweight division and get it back to its former most glory...

His chest hair helps absorb pucnhes, did you know?

[Crumble]

he is heroically ugly 7' freak who can box a little, and everytime I see him a little bit of sick comes into my mouth and I have to swallow it.

[AintGottaClue]

caveman thalled out and tought to box and assult old security guards

[LondonRingRules]

Valuev is a 7' monster who strikes fear in opponents and boxing fans alike. At a solid 325 lbs and with features only Godzilla could love, he muscles around and whacks out fighters like match sticks.

Not only, but when he leaves the arena and rounds the corners of the city, he leaves a large succession of men and women startled into spontaneous bowel evacuations behind him.