Describe Nicolay Valuev

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  • TonyWomackFan
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    #1

    Describe Nicolay Valuev

    My friend wants to know who he is and how big he is. Also tell him he is beatable.
  • Nautilus
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    #2
    Imagine a 9ft tall Chris Byrd with a lighter punch and slower movement.

    That's Valuev.

    And, yes, his hairstyle is different too.

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    • RAESAAD
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      #3
      Hairy as **** 7 ft tall 320 pounds and Fugly as hell.

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      • Oasis_Lad
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        #4
        a less atrractive herman munster [IMG]http://i24.***********.com/albums/c13/oasis_lad/c2d92879.jpg[/IMG]

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        • leow
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          #5
          u put zinedie zidane s face ( the french soccer player ) then you put a big foot s body and u got valuev

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          • theironone
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            #6
            great big ugly mutha****a who can box a bit and has a title, hel be gone soon enough tho

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            • Dirt E Gomez
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              #7
              3 words:

              The Missing Link

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              • Xanxicar
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                #8
                Heres what larry donald says about valuev


                “I never faced a man like him and I never seen a man like him either. He’s like Neanderthal man, something from the Dark Ages.”

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                (valuev's full interview).

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                • TheFairPole
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                  #9
                  Prehistoric! When they were giving out evolution Valuev thought they said revolution and jumped out of line.

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                  • SnoopySmurf
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nautilus
                    Imagine a 9ft tall Chris Byrd with a lighter punch and slower movement.

                    That's Valuev.

                    And, yes, his hairstyle is different too.

                    That's inaccurate, IMO. Byrd has some boxing skills...albeit weak armed.

                    Valuev is a big slow monster with slow footwork and even slower arms. He wins mainly by bullying the smaller fighters and rabbit punching them into submission. Even the smaller and even less skilled John Ruiz gave Valuev a hard time.

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