Basically, the No.1 boxer right now is beloved by unwashed, B.O.-drenched, 14-year-old wigga masturbators.
Back in the day the sort of boxer that would appeal to nerds who spent all day pretending to be hard, ******* off and playing video games would be Mike Tyson............ or Lucas Matthysse.
But we're to believe that suddenly a bunch of semi-illiterate fucktards have become thrilled by low punch output, never looking for the finish (unless it's a cheap shot) and shoulder rolls. Are these ****s really at home getting drunk on Bud Lite going "fuckkkkkkkk yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Another feint!! USA USA USA!!!"?
So my proposition is this... if Pernell Whitakker had spent his entire career going "I'mma got money, dawg... I'mma give my baby mamma a black eye while the kids watch", would he become "P4P, bestest eva eva eva only hater'z disgree, u dont no nuthin bout boxen"?
Back in the day the sort of boxer that would appeal to nerds who spent all day pretending to be hard, ******* off and playing video games would be Mike Tyson............ or Lucas Matthysse.
But we're to believe that suddenly a bunch of semi-illiterate fucktards have become thrilled by low punch output, never looking for the finish (unless it's a cheap shot) and shoulder rolls. Are these ****s really at home getting drunk on Bud Lite going "fuckkkkkkkk yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Another feint!! USA USA USA!!!"?
So my proposition is this... if Pernell Whitakker had spent his entire career going "I'mma got money, dawg... I'mma give my baby mamma a black eye while the kids watch", would he become "P4P, bestest eva eva eva only hater'z disgree, u dont no nuthin bout boxen"?
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