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  • cupocity303
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    Mayweather Promotions is hiring, applications available now

    If you're willing to undercut the current employees and work for less, share the 'Money Team' ideology, apply immediately.

    Your job description will consist of holding Floyd's ankles while staring deep into his eyes yelling "Hard work, dedication", while he does his Mayweather sit-ups. You will also have to pass him the free weights while he shadowboxes in front of the mirror, continuing to yell "hard work & dedication" with some enthusiasm.

    Mayweather promotions is a equal opportunity employer, though blacks will be strongly preferred for this position.
    Last edited by cupocity303; 07-28-2013, 09:57 PM.
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    • SplitSecond
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      #3
      i think i also seen one guy in the latest mayweather training footage tuck his shirt for him into his shorts

      seemed weird

      edit: correction, help him put on his shirt

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      • JoeKidd
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        #4
        Seriously, lots on this board already on the payroll. Regular fans would not be so persistent.

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        • thuggery
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          #5
          What's the punishment for an employee who's seen on camera not wearing TMT branded attire?

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          • Jcsuper
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            #6
            Originally posted by Cupocity303
            If you're willing to undercut the current employees and work for less, share the 'Money Team' ideology, apply immediately.

            Your job description will consist of holding Floyd's ankles while staring deep into his eyes yelling "Hard work, dedication", while he does his Mayweather sit-ups. You will also have to pass him the free weights while he shadowboxes in front of the mirror, continuing to yell "hard work & dedication" with some enthusiasm.

            Mayweather promotions is a equal opportunity employer, though blacks will be strongly preferred for this position.
            What's your point ? Yeah the "Yes-men" are pretty pathetic, but pretty much all elite fighters have their bunch of yes-men. For every Ellerbe there is a Buboy or a Bryan Perez out there

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            • daggum
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              #7
              i'll personally pump floyd full of roids or other things...

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              • BoxingGenius27
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                #8
                This sounds like one of those Z-Klan threads

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                • cupocity303
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by thuggery
                  What's the punishment for an employee who's seen on camera not wearing TMT branded attire?

                  Leonard Ellerbe gets to take you to his sex woodshed, fold up a dollar bill and stick it partially into your anus, and lit it on fire.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cupocity303

                    Leonard Ellerbe gets to take you to his sex woodshed, fold up a dollar bill and stick it partially into your anus, and lit it on fire.
                    you call that punishment? i call that a good time

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