Hopkins Murat Cancelled - Boxing Fans Rejoice

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

I suspect that nothing, as in literally just nothing, staring into a endless completely white hallway would be as exciting as this fight would have been.

GReen K hilarious

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

from upsideyourhead.com

June 14 2013
News Release

This morning upsideyourhead.com was informed that the upcoming fight between Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins and Karo "Who The ****?" Murat had been cancelled due to Visa problems.

Murat, who hails from some godforsaken country on the other side of the world, will appeal the decision but it is apparent that the appeals process will be prolonged and therefore the decision was made to cancel the fight.

When the news reached the internet this morning boxing fans immediately began piling into the streets throughout the country celebrating the cancellation of a potentially atrocious fight that nobody other than the challenger cared about.

Richard Schaeffer, promoter of Hopkins, was giddy when we spoke to him. "Look you know, it's tough luck for what's his face, but we gotta move on. We have some opportunities out there that are bigger than the fight. We could make any number of fights between Bernard and fighters whose names I can remember by heart".

Hopkins, as usual, was mum on the topic. "Look I don't even know who this guy is so how can I be upset?? Oscar just asked me if I wanted an easy fight against one of those European guys with the weird names and pretty little records and I said yeah, bring him on, let me get up in that @ss one time."

Boxing fan Ronald Swinton, of Minneapolis, MN had an explanation for what brought about the merciful cancellation of a dreadful match.

"When I heard that this fight was made I was distraught. It was the worst idea I had heard since my ex wife proposed turning our 9 year old daughter into a whore back in '08. I got down on my knees that night and prayed to the good lord that he would cancel this fight and save me from the pain. Save all of us boxing fans from the pain. I know now that God hears prayers. He is a good and merciful God and he loves boxing fans."

Green K for this breaking news i love this boxing writer where can i find more of his amazing writing?

[Hitman932]

Green K for this breaking news i love this boxing writer where can i find more of his amazing writing?

Haha. I've been banned for doing these and misleading people like wazaa who think they are real and go searching the internet for verification.

I'm glad someone appreciates them.

[SkillspayBills]

I don't believe it. The link doesn't work.

I hope the fight is still on. This one isn't for you casual fans. It's for us real, hardcore, boxing fans. Styles make fights. And this fight stylistically, is gonna be like an Italian handmade tuxedo.

BULLSHIT ! This one is in my damn borough and I couldn't give two donkey ****s and a goats ass about this bout whatsoever.

[Hitman932]

BULLSHIT ! This one is in my damn borough and I couldn't give two donkey ****s and a goats ass about this bout whatsoever.

It's ironic that the guy who disappeared off the face of the Earth when Amir Khan got clowned comes around to talk about how he is the standard for being a hardcore fan.

[Ray Corso]

Theres plenty of "can't fight guys" all over the place! Bernard will find one its what he's good at! Oscar will keep the guy happy even though it only appeals to the "fanbouys" who think Bernard is the 8th wonder of the world!!!

Hey that "old guy" Stevenson just won some title, he's up there in age and maybe his feet are slow!! That might make a perfect match for Bernard???

Oh thats right he could punch a little bit......................why chance it? Ray

[viperz007]

karo who the *** is morat? no seriously

[Hitman932]

karo who the *** is morat? no seriously

That's his name. What's wrong with that?

[Oasis_Lad]

You're not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you wazaa?

Like his Hero.

[Hitman932]

Like his Hero.

I know people joke about it but when he posted that I thought to myself that maybe he truly is Amir Khan.