Tyson to Become Evangelical Priest

[E=MC2]

...you're an idiot.

what do you mean?

[TheEvilSaint]

what do you mean?

there is no way that this is a real article. this is one of the most unblievable threads/posts in history.

first there was "tyson vs tarver", then there was "tyson vs taylor", and now its "tyson the priest". 3 of the most perposturous things ever posted.

[Truth]

what do you mean?

Is that article real, E=MC2?

[Mike Tyson Jr.]

Mike could acheive anything
he puts his mind to

[E=MC2]

there is no way that this is a real article. this is one of the most unblievable threads/posts in history.

first there was "tyson vs tarver", then there was "tyson vs taylor", and now its "tyson the priest". 3 of the most perposturous things ever posted.

I have posted 2 of these three things. at least here.

[E=MC2]

Mike could acheive anything
he puts his mind to

That's right.

[DIEGO DA HITMAN]

Mike could acheive anything
he puts his mind to

Holy ****! You're a crackhead. Mike Tyson doesn't have much of a mind, first off. Secondly, the only thing he's put his mind to in the last decade is being a thug, a wackjob, and a ****ty boxer. Give it up Tyson fans.

[DIEGO DA HITMAN]

from ********boxing.com

Tyson to Become Evangelical Priest

19.01.06 - By Alex "Big" Trollinowski. Claiming to have undergone an intense religious experience moments after losing recent fights, Mike Tyson revealed to me his plan of becoming an evangelical minister. He plans to go into the streets to preach, and hopes to eventually serve as a pastor at the Church of The Lord Jesus Christ in Houston. Next year Mike plans to open the "Youth for Taliban" Community Center, a place for boys to box, play basketball, read books, or just sit around and talk. As time passes, Mike's celebrity status from the fighting years slowly fades. Mike takes pleasure in being an ordinary citizen and in people coming to know him better. His friends believe that it is at this point that his Emoting Style gradually changes from the very guarded Sentinel to confident Scintillator: now seeking to make life more fun and enjoyable for himself and others.

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I was 100% positive that you posted this to bust on Tyson fans as a joke, but I'm wondering now. Please tell me that this was for humor purposes. Mike Tyson could never do anything like that. The guy is a nut, and he doesn't have the mindset. This guy gets road rage, or catches what he thinks is a dirty look, and catches assault charges, every couple of years. He would be a disgrace, and would show his true colors quickly.

[E=MC2]

I was 100% positive that you posted this to bust on Tyson fans as a joke, but I'm wondering now. Please tell me that this was for humor purposes. Mike Tyson could never do anything like that. The guy is a nut, and he doesn't have the mindset. This guy gets road rage, or catches what he thinks is a dirty look, and catches assault charges, every couple of years. He would be a disgrace, and would show his true colors quickly.

That's my first hack. This should be obvious: (1) Mike is a ****** (though he is not really), (2) the author is A. "Big" Troll (inowski), and (3) "Youth for Taliban" must sound hillarious.

[TheEvilSaint]

I have posted 2 of these three things. at least here.

so you are responsible for 2 of the biggest piles of bull**** on this site.

and the people who believe this **** are bigger idiots than you are.