Tyson to Become Evangelical Priest

[E=MC2]

from ********boxing.com

Tyson to Become Evangelical Priest

19.01.06 - By A. "Big" Troll. Claiming to have undergone an intense religious experience moments after losing recent fights, Mike Tyson revealed to me his plan of becoming an evangelical minister. He plans to go into the streets to preach, and hopes to eventually serve as a pastor at the Church of The Lord Jesus Christ in Houston. Next year Mike plans to open the "Youth for Taliban" Community Center, a place for boys to box, play basketball, read books, or just sit around and talk. As time passes, Mike's celebrity status from the fighting years slowly fades. Mike takes pleasure in being an ordinary citizen and in people coming to know him better. His friends believe that it is at this point that his Emoting Style gradually changes from the very guarded Sentinel to confident Scintillator: now seeking to make life more fun and enjoyable for himself and others.

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[TheEvilSaint]

...you're an idiot. this article is completely false.

[TheEvilSaint]

did you know that mike tyson is a ******?

[RockyMarciano]

i guess gay people can be priest, the catholics do it why not mike?

[E=MC2]

did you know that mike tyson is a ******?

Didn't he say before that he is both ****** and Christian (believes in Jesus)?

[Verstyle]

did you know that mike tyson is a ******?

even if its not true u never heard of ppl converting what do u think tyson was before he went to jail a christian. he used to go to church and everything

[Truth]

Thats good for Mike if true...I guess. Atleast its positive.

[TheEvilSaint]

Didn't he say before that he is both ****** and Christian (believes in Jesus)?

blieveing in jesus doesnt make you a xian. bleiving he is your savior does. and last time i checked, tyson never said "praise the lord" but he did say "praise be to allah".

so no, hes not a xian and a ******.

[jack_the_rippuh]

He doesn't worship Allah anymore?

[DIEGO DA HITMAN]

from ********boxing.com

Tyson to Become Evangelical Priest

19.01.06 - By Alex "Big" Tralinwski. Claiming to have undergone an intense religious experience moments after losing recent fights, Mike Tyson revealed to me his plan of becoming an evangelical minister. He plans to go into the streets to preach, and hopes to eventually serve as a pastor at the Church of The Lord Jesus Christ in Houston. Next year Mike plans to open the "Youth for Taliban" Community Center, a place for boys to box, play basketball, read books, or just sit around and talk. As time passes, Mike's celebrity status from the fighting years slowly fades. Mike takes pleasure in being an ordinary citizen and in people coming to know him better. His friends believe that it is at this point that his Emoting Style gradually changes from the very guarded Sentinel to confident Scintillator: now seeking to make life more fun and enjoyable for himself and others.

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That is some of the funniest **** I've ever heard. I think some of these folks missed the point, though. Goes to show you, people believe anything that starts with the phrase, "Mike Tyson..."