Best excuses for a lost?

[SplitSecond]

"the referee has ******** problems"

[Bolo Punch]

Sakio Bika almost drowned before a fight once.

[Southpawology]

"the lights were turned up too bright at radio city music hall i couldnt see rigos punches coming" -nonito donaire

[frosty-g]

Though he did win:





**** is gold

though the interviewer handled it pretty damn well
then again i wouldn't p!ss myself at mike, not in front of him

[chav]

Carl Froch blaming the volcanic ash clouds has to be up there after his loss to Kessler?

IrondanHamza I think posted a video of a black boxer who got knocked out and during the interview he had no idea he had been starched or even lost and completely dismissed the idea...no excuses but it was bloody funny none the less

[NChristo]

Three Heads Lewis left mid fight with Dalton too go take a ****, was winning as well.

Carl Froch blaming the volcanic ash clouds has to be up there after his loss to Kessler?

IrondanHamza I think posted a video of a black boxer who got knocked out and during the interview he had no idea he had been starched or even lost and completely dismissed the idea...no excuses but it was bloody funny none the less

Marlon Starling - Molinares

[-Kev-]

Not a blow blow, it's a good pants.

[killamoneymike]

In all honestly without sarcasm, probably that Irish kid who lost to the Latino fighter with the illegal gloves. I think Billy Collins was his name.

[Scary]

I'm pretty sure that Joshua Clottey's trainer or someone connected to his training camp once said Clottey lost because he was having too much sex before the fight. I know about the myth that it causes boxers to perform worse when they have sex before a fight, but still, thought that was an interesting excuse.

Hahahahahaha!!!

[paulf]

Negative. Did you really just quote the Examiner as if it was supposed to be a defining argument for him losing?

Did you really not notice the humorous tone of this entire thread?