Best excuses for a lost?

[yoz]

Klitschko vs. Brewster - "I was poisoned".
Khan vs. Garcia - "I got hit by a lucky shot"
Haye vs. Klitschko - 'Broken toe'.

Hopkins on any defeat - "I was robbed".

[RiC-DiC]

"I just couldn't get off all night"...

and I know why. yeah-hey!. because I got high. because I got high. because I got hi-igh...

[StopBlocking]

I'm pretty sure that Joshua Clottey's trainer or someone connected to his training camp once said Clottey lost because he was having too much sex before the fight. I know about the myth that it causes boxers to perform worse when they have sex before a fight, but still, thought that was an interesting excuse.

You know this was an excuse because Clottey's ugly @ss isn't getting laid like that.

[CaneloMaidana]

When Pacquiao lost to JMM in their 3rd fight and Pacquiao blamed his marriage troubles.

[KidDinamita]

The pinky toe excuse

[SonOfCuba]

My wife is expecting. Yeah, you're wife, not you!

[paulf]

You know this was an excuse because Clottey's ugly @ss isn't getting laid like that.

Actually, that is the reason he lost to Cotto.

The reason he lost to Pacquiao was clearly either because

1) Cottey had to throw the fight

2) Clottey had diarrhea (bad stew!)

****ing Clottey.

[Jam Jars]

[techliam]

Fan excuses are way way better

"He was young though, and hes improved so the loss doesn't count"

Gold

[StopBlocking]

Actually, that is the reason he lost to Cotto.

Negative. Did you really just quote the Examiner as if it was supposed to be a defining argument for him losing?