IS thie the excuse Memo will make for JMM if he is ever caught?

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  • CubanGuyNYC
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    #21
    Originally posted by Redd Foxx
    Absolutely. And the scary thing is how irresponsible the high-school guys are with it, and how much access they have. You've got kids intercepting the mail man after school because they just bought their test cycle online using a pre-paid visa card.

    One other thing I'll add is now seemingly innocent some of the stuff is. Picture your favorite current boxer. He is lagging in training and something is wrong. His conditioning coach says, "Your thyroid levels are out of wack, must be from when you were sick. We need to give you medication to balance this and get you back to normal so you can train." Hands him a begin looking pill that he takes ever few hours for 3 weeks at the beginning of camp. Now your favorite fighter has upped his energy, dropped bodyfat, and will piss clean when testing comes around. No one is the wiser.
    You're right. There's nothing crazy about the scenario you just gave. Yet, it's definitely cheating. If an athlete had to overcome the effects of an illness through natural means, it could be detrimental to his training. He could lose a fight, especially if the illness was close to fight time. I can only imagine the effects of testosterone, or any other high-level PED, used methodically and treacherously to produce exceptional results.

    Again, anecdotal experience: One of my old friends used to juice back in the eighties. He used to tell me about his bodybuilding glory days, whenever I told him what I was up to in the gym. I always took his word with a grain of salt, because he was a bit of a ball-breaker. One day, he shows up to work with a few pics of his "glory days". I almost couldn't believe my eyes. This guy, who you could never imagine looking this way, appeared like something straight out of a magazine. From that moment on, I've been convinced of the power of these performance-enhancing substances.

    It's amazing what people will believe out of ignorance or out of denial. Who knows how many over-the-counter supplements we've all bought in the hopes of some new muscle and added strength? The truth is that all of those pro bodybuilders touting that stuff have been juiced to the gills since leaving puberty. Until 1998, in the entire history of baseball, two men hit sixty home runs thirty-four years apart. During the steroids era, Sammy Sosa did it three times in four years. People believed it was "modern sports science". In a sense, they were right.

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    • ADP02
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      #22
      Top 10 list of excuses:


      - Marquez drank the wrong glass of piss!

      - The hyperbolic chamber that Marquez uses went haywire and turned Marquez into the Hulk!

      - Mexican pharmacy made the batch too strong this time! They need to improve on their standards!

      - I got a flashback from the past and thought I was still working with Marion Jones!

      - It's the Mexican meat! It's always the Mexican meat!

      - I used to know 20 drugs that were undetectable during PEDs testing. I can positively say that I only know 19 drugs now!

      - I told him to do some "biometric jumps" but he thought I meant for him to pump up his PEDs intake.

      - I told Marquez, drink no more than two glasses of piss at a time tops but you know Marquez, he loves his piss!

      - Due to the cold thin air in the mountains, I told Marquez to have a hot bowl of minestrone. He thought I said "testosterone" .... you should all understand the confusion. It was just bad miscommunication.


      - What gave it away? Was it because I said "You must have the talent, train hard and have the best support staff and coaches, then it's the best drugs that make the difference."
      Last edited by ADP02; 01-16-2013, 08:05 PM.

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