Dumbest/Funniest excuses you heard from fighters or their fan base?

[LA_2_Vegas]

That Juanma ******** ref was one of the funniest post fight excuses ever, that came out of nowhere lol.

The foot stomping from JMM on Manny was also a brand new one I'd never heard b4

Rogers Mtagwa after some random 12rd fight fight he won, explaining why he didn't fight better: "they didn't let me eat breakfast..I was very hungry, i just want to eat" maybe a legit excuse but the way he said it made me laugh for a while

[Nahshon Israel]

Bhop's dislocated shoulder/ fake Dr.'s note in the 1st Dawson fight

Tarver vs Bhop, I couldn't get off because of the weight I had to drop from the Rocky movie set, but yet Tarver accused RJJ of that same excuse.

Mayweather " I want blood, sweat, and tears vs Cotto. I wanted to give the fans what they wanted. So I stood and traded with Cotto

Pacman talk to my promoter, God doesn't want me to beat up people, but yet I can have affairs on Jinky

Vitali vs Byrd the injury went from his hand to arm to shoulder, also the Dr cheated him vs Lennox, dude face looked like Micky rourke's character from Sin City

[Tom Cruise]

Flomows - Mayweather fights people at real weight classes and not catch weights. Mayweather goes and Make Marquez come up two weight classes to meet at a catchweight and then cheats him on the scales.

to add to that a guy on this forumreckoned that Mayweather didnt make weight "because a catchweight isnt a real weightclass and he didnt want to." as opposed to, hes to big to make 144...

[Tom Cruise]

the unforgettable Mike Tyson...



if it ws true then fair play but still funny as hell.

[5*General]

Andre Dirrell's neuro-injury signed off by Dr. 'What's his name again?'

Phukit, Andre Dirrells whole career since then...

[Vasyl’s dad]

"He doesn't have to fight this guy or that guy because he would beat them anyways. Plus, its his health , not yours."

[Reloaded]

Because of his bulbous head he was given the nickname of Head , he had no arms no legs no body , just a a big head , he told people he was the best swimmer in the world ,

then one day somebody that was sick of Heads bragging pushed him in the pool ,

Low and behold Head went straight to the bottom like a stone ,everybody was shocked ,

the lifeguard raced to the rescue and fished him out and asks , what happened Head I thought you was a champion swimmer ?

My name is not Head its Manny , and I got a cramp .

[YDKSAB]

Because of his bulbous head he was given the nickname of Head , he had no arms no legs no body , just a a big head , he told people he was the best swimmer in the world ,

then one day somebody that was sick of Heads bragging pushed him in the pool ,

Low and behold Head went straight to the bottom like a stone ,everybody was shocked ,

the lifeguard raced to the rescue and fished him out and asks , what happened Head I thought you was a champion swimmer ?

My name is not Head its Manny , and I got a cramp .

Why do you hit the space bar before a comma? Makes no sense.

[MRBOOMER]

James toney they put something in my water bottle.

Shane Mosley. I didn't know what was in the shot I just took it.

Analyst: what was with the whole break down in the ring?
McCall they wouldn't let me fight my fight it was apart if my game plan they let him fight his but when I do something they stop it.

Alexander: I can't see 6 rounds later after the first head butt already happened.
But a few more then you couldn't see. Right...

Victor Ortiz on why I got my ass whipped my maidana I don't think I deserve to be taking punishment like this...

[MRBOOMER]

Oscar dela Hoya on cross dressing: I was going threw a hard time with drug addiction and alcoholism: ***** you know you was curious I've been high off coke before never dressed up like no woman.