Dumbest/Funniest excuses you heard from fighters or their fan base?

[LeG00N]

My Brother: "Oscar De la hoya didn't knock out Whitaker and Camacho because he had too much respect for them. They're legends"

[jri9d0]

Evander Holyfield on why he lost to Rid**** Bowe- "I was eating oysters which gave me Hepatitis and it messed with my energy levels."

[NearHypnos]

My Brother: "Oscar De la hoya didn't knock out Whitaker and Camacho because he had too much respect for them. They're legends"

Lmfao, love the sig. The first pic in that thread would also be funny with some kind of "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" caption lol.


On topic. Does Cintron's "That was a headbutt" excuse count for his KO to Serg's left?

[ElBossHogg™]

Flomows - Mayweather fights people at real weight classes and not catch weights. Mayweather goes and Make Marquez come up two weight classes to meet at a catchweight and then cheats him on the scales.

[Fasttimes]

Pacturds - Pac shouldnt bend to any of Floyd's requests! Floyd was the first one to ask any fighter to take tests!

(while Floyd agreed to whatever Pac wanted)

[YDKSAB]

Floydiots: "We can point fingers at Manny Pacquiao all we want for drugs because he shouldn't be knocking out all of these fighters like that, I mean Pacquiao beat Oscar, Hatton, Cotto, and Mosley better than my hero did, he must be on PEDs!

Floydiots: "Floyd never asked for 100% of the PPV ******, that's ******."

*Someone hands them the link*

Floydiots: "Oh well Floyd does deserve 100% of the PPV, Manny is from the Philippines he sucks and he on dat steroid!"

[ElBossHogg™]

Mayweather: "Fuck you Faggot........I aint no Jr."

not really an excuse but still funny

[TOBYLEE1]

David Haye's pinky excuse against Klit

Tyson Marquez's stomach ache against Viloria

Clottey's hand problems against Margo and stomach problem against Pac

[Capaedia]

Lennox "not concentrating" for McCall and Rahman.

To be honest, Floyd's 'torn rotator cuff' against Castillo was pretty pathetic.

Why?

[NearHypnos]

Pac Fans: "Pac too small to fight Martinez!" -fights for Martinez's title- <__<...