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  • PBDS
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    #11
    Originally posted by Boxerdog
    Yeah...some women are just a little delusional.
    I have a good friend who is a great chick and fine as hell.
    She trains and is quite serious about it and she's a pretty big lady. She would always kid around about kicking men's asses and even said she thought she could take me.
    I told her that she could bring the best woman boxer in the world and I, a 50 year old man with health probs out the yang, would kill her if I hit her in the head repeatedly. She always said I was dreaming till she saw me get into it with a drunk one night in a club. She said that I had scared her with my savageness.
    And there it is in a nutshell, I suppose.

    ....I have a buddy that is a frickin monster, or at least he was back in the day. We were at a party and one of our chick friends was talking about her black belt in Karate and how she didn't have to worry about any guys attacking her and she would **** em up blah blah blah. He laughed at her and she was like, I will kick your ass right now. He kept laughing and kind of put his hand up as she was pretending to throw punches. The ***** kicked him in the nuts. He picked her up over his head walked straight out the front door and tossed her into the middle of the bushes. She was scratched up as hell and it took her like 5 minutes to get out. Just about the funniest **** I ever saw.

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    • zoo
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      #12
      Any woman who thinks she can beat a man is insane, Minnie Driver probably has no idea how phsyically weak she really is. If she ever got in the ring with a man she'd get killed.

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      • Boxerdog
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        #13
        Well Joey Buttafucco threw Chyna around like a rag doll on one of those Fox shows and I would have that ****er for lunch!

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        • LuKahnLi
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          #14
          A ladyfriend of mine wanted to show me her "kickboxing" expertise. She launched an actually pretty nice roundhouse kick to my head. I casually raised my forearm to stop it and she was like "OUCH!!!! You JERK!" It was kinda funny. I actually bruised her shin. I felt kinda bad.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Boxerdog
            Yeah...some women are just a little delusional.
            I have a good friend who is a great chick and fine as hell.
            She trains and is quite serious about it and she's a pretty big lady. She would always kid around about kicking men's asses and even said she thought she could take me.
            I told her that she could bring the best woman boxer in the world and I, a 50 year old man with health probs out the yang, would kill her if I hit her in the head repeatedly. She always said I was dreaming till she saw me get into it with a drunk one night in a club. She said that I had scared her with my savageness.
            And there it is in a nutshell, I suppose.
            Tell me about it!! Some ***** who did Muay Thai thought she could beat me because she was some sort of womens champion!! the ***** had never even met me but decided to mouth off because she heard i was a good fighter!! LMFAO!!

            She changed her mind when she watched me spar, she probably noticed i was double her size and could **** abit.

            Any half decent fighter could knock Minnie Driver out with a jab!!!

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            • warped
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              #16
              Originally posted by pbds
              ....I have a buddy that is a frickin monster, or at least he was back in the day. We were at a party and one of our chick friends was talking about her black belt in Karate and how she didn't have to worry about any guys attacking her and she would **** em up blah blah blah. He laughed at her and she was like, I will kick your ass right now. He kept laughing and kind of put his hand up as she was pretending to throw punches. The ***** kicked him in the nuts. He picked her up over his head walked straight out the front door and tossed her into the middle of the bushes. She was scratched up as hell and it took her like 5 minutes to get out. Just about the funniest **** I ever saw.
              Holy hell, she deserved more than a toss in the bushes. Maybe a prolonged headlock or something. Kicked him in the nuts...thats like me asking you to spar then stabbing you.

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              • elveiel
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                #17
                Has anyone sparred with a girl?? has anyone hit a girl??

                I dont want any domestic violence info, boxing only

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                • LuKahnLi
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by elveiel
                  Has anyone sparred with a girl?? has anyone hit a girl??

                  I dont want any domestic violence info, boxing only
                  What Kinda hitting are we talking about? hehe

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                  • PBDS
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by elveiel
                    Has anyone sparred with a girl?? has anyone hit a girl??

                    I dont want any domestic violence info, boxing only
                    ....I haven't ever hit one but I was with a guy who kicked a girls ass once. We were rolling out of a convenience store all hammered in high school and this big black girl with an attitude got in my friends face for no particular reason and was telling him she was gonna kick his punk ass. He punched her in the face and knocked her down in the parking lot and then kicked her like 5 times. I was laughing so hard I could barely start the car to get the hell out of there. That ***** deseved it. She was one mean, ugly, scary looking chick though. At first I thought he was about to get a whoopin.

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                    • LuKahnLi
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                      #20
                      When I was doing a semester in New Zealand, my roomate was this Canadian dude. Real prick. Me and my friends just got back from playing paintball and were talking about our adventures on a ride to get dinner. The Canadian was with us. This dude pipes up about one time when he played, "There was this girl I marked out right? SHe was supposed to go out but was getting all lippy with me because I shot her at close range. So I took my gun and I hit her with the tank in the face mask. She was bleeding and everything." This ****er was actually PROUD of his story. The car, which was filled with excited happy people before went dead silent. I was sitting next to him and it took EVERY ounce of restraint not to hit him.

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