Please post DOMINATION's version of 'THE FACTS'

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  • Yosser Hughes
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    #1

    Please post DOMINATION's version of 'THE FACTS'

    If anyone remembers the master troll Domination/Soviet or whatever alias it was, can someone please post up his version of Lewis/Vitali's 'THE FACTS'.
  • dan_cov
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    #2
    Vitali Klitschko vs Lennox Lewis

    THE FACTS

    Vitali took the fight on just 10 days notice.

    Vitali was clearly winning the fight 4-2 on all 3 scorecards at the time of the controversial doctor stoppage. Lewis barely survived the 2nd round and almost got KO'd, he was badly hurt, holding on for dear life, wobbling everywhere and staggering around the ring like a drunk. Lewis was badly hurt several times in the fight and was getting outboxed, outworked, outmuscled and outlanded by Vitali.

    punches landed

    Vitali 156

    Lewis 102


    Lewis was exhausted, worn down and hurt from the accumulation of punches and was ready to get KTFO again, he collapsed onto his stool at the end of the 6th round, Vitali was clearly the fresher of the two, he was a man on a mission and would've KO'd Lewis for sure if the fight had continued.

    After the fight, Vitali intimidated the **** out of Lewis and made him look like a *****.

    All the fans at Staples Center cheered for Vitali and booed Lewis after the fight.

    Lewis promised Vitali a rematch.

    Vitali destroyed Kirk Johnson in 2 rounds and called out Lewis again in the post fight interview. The scared Lewis retired shortly after that fight.

    Lewis turned down 40 million dollars for a rematch and retired like a coward because he knew he would get destroyed by Vitali.

    Vitali dominated Lewis and scared his ***** ass into retirement.






    George Foreman: "Vitali was winning the fight. Lewis got lucky. There has to be a rematch!"

    Jim Lampley: "A lucky escape for Lewis who was clearly losing the fight"

    Even Emanuel Steward was upset and pissed off at Lewis for blatantly ducking a Vitali rematch.

    Lewis is scared to death of Vitali.

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    • dan_cov
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      #3
      More FACTS

      Vitali wasn't even in his prime yet.

      Lewis was 37, not really that old for a HW.

      Vitali is 40 and is still dominating. He hasn't lost a single round in his comeback.

      Lewis said he was "at the peak of my powers" when he got his ass whooped by Vitali.

      Lewis was coming off the KO win over Tyson. In the Lewis-Tyson post fight interview Lewis stated "I'm like fine wine, I get better with age"

      In an interview right before the Vitali fight, Lewis said "I'm at the peak of my powers, I will keep fighting for many more years"

      Vitali dominated Lewis and scared him into retirement.

      Lewis is a coward, a ducker, and a fraud.

      Vitali Klitschko >>> Lennox Lewis

      Wladimir Klitschko >>> Lennox Lewis

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      • dan_cov
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        FACTS about Vitali Klitschko

        - WBC Heavyweight Champion of the world

        - All Time Great and Hall Of Famer

        - Has never truly lost

        - There is no blueprint to beat him

        - He is unbeatable

        - He is the most dominant fighter of all time

        - He has dominated every opponent he has ever faced

        - 45 have tried and 45 have been dominated

        - Has never been behind on the scorecards at the end of a fight

        - Has never been knocked down

        - He is the most intimidating HW of all time

        - Greatest Heavyweight Champ KO% of all time

        - Only man ever to be world heavyweight champ in boxing and kickboxing

        - Vitali is 40 and is still dominating. He hasn't lost a single round in his comeback.

        - Vitali beats any HW from any era.

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        • Yosser Hughes
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          #5
          Thanks for the lulz Dan, I'm sure I just ran into this guy or one of his disciples at Gurus.

          He's a good lad.

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          • Earl-Hickey
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            #6
            Classic stuff.

            The spoof version is good too...

            Punches landed.

            Lewis. 0

            Vitality 10986

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            • bojangles1987
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              Love the facts.

              I remember the thread where he posted that, and people started posting Facts about other fighters. Classic.

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              • dan_cov
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                #8
                Mike Tyson THE FACTS!

                Tyson was an overrated, overhyped, one dimensional mentally weak midget.

                Vitali easily destroys Tyson.

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                • dan_cov
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                  #9
                  Tyson was KTFO 5 times.

                  Vitali is unbeatable. There is no blueprint to beat him. He has dominated every opponent he has ever faced. Has never truly lost. Has never been behind on the scorecards at the end of a fight. Has never been knocked down. Has the greatest heavyweight champ KO% of all time. He is the most intimidating HW of all time. He is the only man ever to be World HW Champ in boxing and kickboxing. He's 40 years old now. He came back after a 4 year layoff and is still dominating the HW division. Hasn't lost a single round in his comeback.

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                  • dan_cov
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                    #10
                    Vitali and Tyson have 5 common opponents:

                    Lennox Lewis, Danny Williams, Jose Ribalta, Orlin Norris, Julius Francis

                    Vitali did better against every common opponent.

                    Tyson KO'd Francis in 2.

                    Vitali KO'd Francis in 2.

                    Tyson-Norris was a no contest.

                    Vitali destroyed Norris in the 1st round.

                    Tyson KO'd Ribalta in 10.

                    Vitali KO'd Ribalta in 2.

                    Lewis KO'd Tyson.

                    Vitali dominated Lewis and scared him into retirement.

                    Williams destroyed Tyson in 4.

                    Vitali annihilated Williams. It was one of the most brutal beatdowns of all time.

                    Vitali DESTROYS Tyson.





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