Larry Merchant's funniest quotes

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Post your favorite Merchant quotes.

"So far this is a fight only the american medical association could love. Also my wife who hates violence."

"He looks like a 99 percenter beating up a 1 percenter."

''Mike has termed this phase of a fight, his favorite phase. He calls it ''like going out on a date'', of course, his idea of a date is wham bam, thank you, sir.''

"Bring in the clown, bring in the fighter. Same guy."

"The whale has been harpooned."

[Mr Randy Watson]

"Shane Mosley... I LOVE YOU"

[-MAKAVELLI-]

"this fight is an abortion"

[110110110]

`Mayweather is a mother ****ing gay ass **** kicker, if I was 4 years younger I would spark his ass with my two hand cannon`s biatch` or something like that

[DE100]

"Im not a alcoholic"

[big red davis]

"he's trying to go from miss mayweather to hits mayweather"...

"its like he's gone from a hip-hop fighter to a rap fighter"...lol

just off the top of the head though...

[Derranged]

"His defense is good, but on offense he's been punting" regarding Eliseo Castillo's performance against W. Klitsckho.

[Mojita]

"Shane Mosley... I LOVE YOU"

Lmao i remember this

[EdWins]

"This must be a good fight Jim, I have blood on my shirt"

Pavlik-Taylor fight, still one of my favs.

[pacmanis1]

"Canelo has one red headed cousin, but the rest of his family actually look like Mexicans" Something along those lines.