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    #1

    Larry Merchant's funniest quotes

    Post your favorite Merchant quotes.

    "So far this is a fight only the american medical association could love. Also my wife who hates violence."

    "He looks like a 99 percenter beating up a 1 percenter."

    ''Mike has termed this phase of a fight, his favorite phase. He calls it ''like going out on a date'', of course, his idea of a date is wham bam, thank you, sir.''

    "Bring in the clown, bring in the fighter. Same guy."

    "The whale has been harpooned."
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    "Shane Mosley... I LOVE YOU"

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    • -MAKAVELLI-
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      #3
      "this fight is an ********"

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      • 110110110
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        `Mayweather is a mother ****ing gay ass **** kicker, if I was 4 years younger I would spark his ass with my two hand cannon`s biatch` or something like that
        Last edited by 110110110; 08-09-2012, 02:06 PM.

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        • DE100
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          #5
          "Im not a alcoholic"

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          • big red davis
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            #6
            "he's trying to go from miss mayweather to hits mayweather"...

            "its like he's gone from a hip-hop fighter to a rap fighter"...lol

            just off the top of the head though...

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              #7
              "His defense is good, but on offense he's been punting" regarding Eliseo Castillo's performance against W. Klitsckho.

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              • Mojita
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                #8
                Originally posted by nwo riggs
                "Shane Mosley... I LOVE YOU"
                Lmao i remember this

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                • EdWins
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                  #9
                  "This must be a good fight Jim, I have blood on my shirt"

                  Pavlik-Taylor fight, still one of my favs.

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                  • pacmanis1
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                    #10
                    "Canelo has one red headed cousin, but the rest of his family actually look like Mexicans" Something along those lines.

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