Tawdry Embarrassin'

[paul750]

... actually, I'll go one further: has Audley got the worst chin you've ever seen in professional boxing? I suspect he may have.

I think i remember John Inverdale asking him about fighting David Tua, i don't think that would ever have been a good idea lol, even with a faded Tua. Harrison is actually a good boxer, which explains the gold medal, but he is just too scared to take punches by the looks of it.

[phallus]

I felt sorry for the big sap tonight, but I always suspected he never had a chin, punch or heart... I was right.

Why the Hell did he take the fight if he knew he'd spend ten rounds ****ting his pants? It was an EMBARRASSMENT!

To be fair, I did actually have him nicking it (though this may be down to me overcompensating for living on Danny's nuts) with a 114-113 scorecard. But when I say I thought he "won", I mean "he spent ten rounds running away and nicking rounds by patting Williams so softly even Chris Byrd would sneer".

Danny was overweight and wouldn't look him in the eye during the instructions but he was there to fight. His hand speed, power and head movement were good... his footwork was dire though he said he twisted his ankle when they fell in the second. I believe him.

It's to Audley's credit he got up (though it wasn't even a clean shot that put him down) and he DID nearly knock Danny out in the last two rounds. Whether that was the strength of his punches when he finally planted his feet or whether it was just because Danny was knackered (he's clearly past his peak, isn't he?) remains open to be seen.

The most chilling part of the bout was Frank Warren's glare at Harrison when he got decked... that man HATES him.

Harrison is now a cheeky new passenger on the back of the Battle Bus... check him out, hanging on for dear life!

is this the real Tawdry Embarrassin' thread?

...yeah, no Eubank posts so far, this must be the real deal...keep up the good work, Annie

[Guest]

is this the real Tawdry Embarrassin' thread?

...yeah, no Eubank posts so far, this must be the real deal...keep up the good work, Annie

LOL, cheers man!

Yeah, accept no imitations!!

[Guest]

Did you see the fight got eight million viewers, which is a HUGE audience for boxing in the modern age (in England)? It just shows that the interest is still there.

However, the ten million were probably bored ****less so I don't know if that's a good thing or not...