Tawdry Embarrassin'

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  • !! Anorak
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    Tawdry Embarrassin'

    I felt sorry for the big sap tonight, but I always suspected he never had a chin, punch or heart... I was right.

    Why the Hell did he take the fight if he knew he'd spend ten rounds ****ting his pants? It was an EMBARRASSMENT!

    To be fair, I did actually have him nicking it (though this may be down to me overcompensating for living on Danny's nuts) with a 114-113 scorecard. But when I say I thought he "won", I mean "he spent ten rounds running away and nicking rounds by patting Williams so softly even Chris Byrd would sneer".

    Danny was overweight and wouldn't look him in the eye during the instructions but he was there to fight. His hand speed, power and head movement were good... his footwork was dire though he said he twisted his ankle when they fell in the second. I believe him.

    It's to Audley's credit he got up (though it wasn't even a clean shot that put him down) and he DID nearly knock Danny out in the last two rounds. Whether that was the strength of his punches when he finally planted his feet or whether it was just because Danny was knackered (he's clearly past his peak, isn't he?) remains open to be seen.

    The most chilling part of the bout was Frank Warren's glare at Harrison when he got decked... that man HATES him.

    Harrison is now a cheeky new passenger on the back of the Battle Bus... check him out, hanging on for dear life!
  • !! Anorak
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    #2
    JuyJuy's nicking my material. First he used my Roy Jones "Y'All Must've Forgot" pic, now he's used this thread title for his own thread! (He might say it's a coincidence, but I've dropped the name before)


    Don't worry though, JJ, I'm not raggin' on you too hard for this... I take it as a compliment.
    Last edited by Guest; 12-10-2005, 08:19 PM.

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    • theironone
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      #3
      you two should just suck each other off and be done with it

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      • !! Anorak
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        #4
        £68.75 (About $115)... nice one, Danny Boy!!!!!

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        • Moon
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          #5
          At least now we now know that Harrison's name should not be included in any Heavy discussions. He's a Commonwealth has-been and rightly so. When Lewis was Common Champ, he made that title look like something and carried it in convincing fashion. Audley, on the other hand, now looks like a third-tier contender on the world scene.

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          • !! Anorak
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            Originally posted by Moon
            At least now we now know that Harrison's name should not be included in any Heavy discussions. He's a Commonwealth has-been and rightly so. When Lewis was Common Champ, he made that title look like something and carried it in convincing fashion. Audley, on the other hand, now looks like a third-tier contender on the world scene.
            Brewster would dispose of him in seconds. A fight with Byrd would be interesting... they could call it "Battle of the Feather Fists". It would also give Byrd the chance to KO someone.

            Audley's chin's so bad even Wlad pissed his pants.

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            • monkeyboy
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              #7
              Anorak's gloating thread. Well deserved I must say. You held out hope even when we saw Danny's weigh in condition. What with the crazy beard, weight gain and inability to look Oddly Embarresin' in the face I'm beginning to think Danny was on a meths n' begging training routine.
              Mmh, anyone buying my Audley Harrison/ Oddly Embaressin' thing?

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              • Rapid_Speed
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                #8
                LOL. Nice avatar man.

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                • monkeyboy
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                  #9
                  Note to self. Read the title of the thread again before posting exact same ****in' nickname joke.
                  Bollocks!

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                  • monkeyboy
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rapid_Speed
                    LOL. Nice avatar man.
                    Thanks, can't even remember where I found it. Keep going to change it and then it makes me laugh again.

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