Hi guys, I'm Judge Genius. Before I make my decision on the case of "Who's Plaster Was It", let's review the facts.
Exhibit A: Plasterito found with dirty draws, socks, and wraps. The court doesn't care much about the first two, but the wraps raise a bit of concern. Unless Team Mosley is carrying plaster in their back pocket, why in the world would plasterito have plaster all over the place? Hmmmmm
Exhibit B: How many times has Team Burrito changed it's story? One minute, it's "Oh I didn't know I was putting POP on his gloves". Then it's, "Oh I didn't know he was loading my gloves". Then it's, "Oh, I didn't know I grabbed the stinkyest, smellyist wraps for the biggest fight of his career off the table".
Judge Genius: DEFENSE COUNSIL... I've heard enough. Just stop. Stop right there. I'll take a 30 second intermission before I make my decision.
Judge Genius: After reviewing all the facts of Exhibit A and B, the court unanimously decides that Tony Burrito is GUILTY.... GUILTY.... His sentence will be a beating at the hands of Cotto on Dec. 3rd.... What's the saying "EYE for an EYE".......
Court adjourned!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: Plasterito found with dirty draws, socks, and wraps. The court doesn't care much about the first two, but the wraps raise a bit of concern. Unless Team Mosley is carrying plaster in their back pocket, why in the world would plasterito have plaster all over the place? Hmmmmm
Exhibit B: How many times has Team Burrito changed it's story? One minute, it's "Oh I didn't know I was putting POP on his gloves". Then it's, "Oh I didn't know he was loading my gloves". Then it's, "Oh, I didn't know I grabbed the stinkyest, smellyist wraps for the biggest fight of his career off the table".
Judge Genius: DEFENSE COUNSIL... I've heard enough. Just stop. Stop right there. I'll take a 30 second intermission before I make my decision.
Judge Genius: After reviewing all the facts of Exhibit A and B, the court unanimously decides that Tony Burrito is GUILTY.... GUILTY.... His sentence will be a beating at the hands of Cotto on Dec. 3rd.... What's the saying "EYE for an EYE".......
Court adjourned!!!!!!!!
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