Joe Cortez greatest hits?

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  • MajorKong
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    #11
    this guy is so corrupt he makes George W. Bush look clean by comparison.

    Floyd should send him a gift basket for xmas.

    Oh, I mean Winter break.

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    • goblin213
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      #12

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      • MajorKong
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        #13
        Originally posted by ИATAS206
        lol @ cortez pushing his ass down with force!

        Man, I wish Gorilla Productions would make an EPIC Joe Cortez highlight video. I'd pay them money in fact.
        You send me all the footage you want used and I'll make the video.

        No points, no nothing. I'll do it foar teh lulz.

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        • » HE3R0 «
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          #14
          Cortez is a legend.

          If Weeks or Bayless are on the undercard, but somehow Joe gets the main, you know that someone is trying to gain an advantage.

          For the next fight he covers, we should have a pool on what round he makes that face where he looks like he just woke up and doesn't know who he is or where he's at.

          The old man looks like Scott Bakula just Quantum Leaped into his body.

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          • kadyo's
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            #15
            Originally posted by ИATAS206
            For me, I gotta go with how he handled Soto vs Lorenzo. The way he DQ'd Soto for a glazing blow after a brutal beat down dished out by Soto was a thing of beauty. Not only did he DQ him, the way he let poor Lorenzo leek blood all over the canvas for over 10 minutes without medical attention while his nose was literally on the side of his cheek as Cortez tried desperately to figure out what to do, that was pure genius.






            Post your favorite Cortez moment and fight. He's a legend. A hall of famer. An all time great. And remember: he's fair but he's firm!



            I remember this dude being declared as the winner by DQ, smiling, punching the air, with that dislocated nose. I was like, how can he be the winner?

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            • x3_bazooka_x3
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              #16
              Originally posted by Fooly Cooly
              You send me all the footage you want used and I'll make the video.

              No points, no nothing. I'll do it foar teh lulz.
              Countless clear low blows in this fight KD in round 11 with an illegal punch




              Rules evanders Body shot a low blow takes a point allows Ruiz to foul right in front of him and note when Cortez gives Ruiz time he calls time in he doesnt say lets go
              Last edited by x3_bazooka_x3; 09-23-2011, 06:49 PM.

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