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Listen, lads, normally i keep the long cartoons locked away, but there seems to be some confusion here. I explain what the problem really was very clear . So far...its the best theory i have heard.
other than brester just may...may...be the real deal.
The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblence to person presented in this work is purley unintentional.
It might help if you dl Rush 2112.
HeavyWeight Dreams
Scene1
Ray and Doodle entered their training facility located deep in Grey Headquarters. The gym served a two fold purpose as it was both state of the art training and laboratory .Vast vats of chemical were stored everywhere. To the right, a modern laboratory gleamed with stainless Gleck metal. Developed on the Grey outpost on the far side of Earth,s moon,it was able to with -stand the rigourous experiments CS Right Hook subjected it too.
CS, was a genius, who had been enlisted early in the Grey quest to develop the first Hybrid Human Grey Heavyweight Champion. Spotting the arrival of the two Greys, CS stopped looking down the top of Boxababe, who was pre-occupied with splitting DNA and joined the Bros , who had stopped to look up at the two behemoths sparring in the ring. The boxers grey-ish skin glowed, sporadically.
" Hey, dude," Ray sang out" cong**** on the win the other night. Guess Simon proved to be simple, and aint got the balls to support his last name."!!
'Yeah" said CS " once we realized the the Grey DNA infusion caused an allergic reaction to the lad when vaseline is spread *******ly up to his eggs. Hahhaha, it Burns...it burnss....hahaha....oh feck!!!!"
The shadows of two towering giants fell over CS, who decided that copping a look down Boxababes cleavage was now again compelling, and he bolted away.
"Say, Doodle, vat up eh..hahah vat up..see, we make un leetle joke about you, eh...since you were hatched in a vat and are a vat juice addict.......ya, it is funny, eh."
Doodle reached lazily into his pocket and pulled out a jar of Johnsons vaseline.
TALK IN THE GYM...STOPPED.
"Listen up, cause if I have to repeat myself, I am going to punch yer armpit out. We figured out a cure for the allergy. No more, will you wallow like a giraffee doing the Zab Judah dance. And as for the Brother..we calculate that if you had just survived "ONE MORE ROUND"...the Canadian Lewis....Yahovahs new favourite..most likely would NOT have scalped you."
Ray quietly whispered to Doodle" Uhh..Bro...we failed math at Grey University...like three straight times...and only like passed in summer courses...the probability that these are the REAL Grey Heavyweight Champions is low, and we all know deep down Lewis was ONE round away from killing ..."
Doodle uttered an oath and drove a fist for Ray,s armpit. Ray, expecting the reaction , stepped quickly to the side. Doodle stopped abrubtly, and lashed out at Ray with a side kick. It connected, sending Ray cartwheeling into the side of the ring. William Shatner, Elvis, and the flamboyantly gay Marvin Hagler cleared.
Best not to **** with Doodle. Teddy Atlas had made that mistake, and bore the scar down his face as evidence.
Ray had not the time to react, when Doodle had him pinned to the ground, his fist curled back to hammer Rays throat. Ray had only one choice. Filling his lungs with air, he belted out the opening line to a Willie Nelson song.
Willie Nelson....caused massive convulsions in Doodle. The country twang...the blatent Mericana..the ******ity of the lyrics...overloaded his logic center. Doodle collapsed like Mike Tyson against the Irish Giant.
Mule and potato fed, that lad.
"Hahaha' Ray laffed, as he rolled Doodle over. 'Ok, Bro...lets go with it. Tonight, its Armagedon. Tonight, we go to the Dawghouse headquarters, and we announce the creation of the first Grey Heavyweight Champions...the Two Brothers. "
As Shatner and Marvin helped revive Doodle by crooning The Necromancer by Rush, Ray used his cell to tell USCM to fire up the bowl, and also the dilithium crystals in the Enterprise.
Tonight, Earth history would be changed forever.!!!
other than brester just may...may...be the real deal.
The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblence to person presented in this work is purley unintentional.
It might help if you dl Rush 2112.
HeavyWeight Dreams
Scene1
Ray and Doodle entered their training facility located deep in Grey Headquarters. The gym served a two fold purpose as it was both state of the art training and laboratory .Vast vats of chemical were stored everywhere. To the right, a modern laboratory gleamed with stainless Gleck metal. Developed on the Grey outpost on the far side of Earth,s moon,it was able to with -stand the rigourous experiments CS Right Hook subjected it too.
CS, was a genius, who had been enlisted early in the Grey quest to develop the first Hybrid Human Grey Heavyweight Champion. Spotting the arrival of the two Greys, CS stopped looking down the top of Boxababe, who was pre-occupied with splitting DNA and joined the Bros , who had stopped to look up at the two behemoths sparring in the ring. The boxers grey-ish skin glowed, sporadically.
" Hey, dude," Ray sang out" cong**** on the win the other night. Guess Simon proved to be simple, and aint got the balls to support his last name."!!
'Yeah" said CS " once we realized the the Grey DNA infusion caused an allergic reaction to the lad when vaseline is spread *******ly up to his eggs. Hahhaha, it Burns...it burnss....hahaha....oh feck!!!!"
The shadows of two towering giants fell over CS, who decided that copping a look down Boxababes cleavage was now again compelling, and he bolted away.
"Say, Doodle, vat up eh..hahah vat up..see, we make un leetle joke about you, eh...since you were hatched in a vat and are a vat juice addict.......ya, it is funny, eh."
Doodle reached lazily into his pocket and pulled out a jar of Johnsons vaseline.
TALK IN THE GYM...STOPPED.
"Listen up, cause if I have to repeat myself, I am going to punch yer armpit out. We figured out a cure for the allergy. No more, will you wallow like a giraffee doing the Zab Judah dance. And as for the Brother..we calculate that if you had just survived "ONE MORE ROUND"...the Canadian Lewis....Yahovahs new favourite..most likely would NOT have scalped you."
Ray quietly whispered to Doodle" Uhh..Bro...we failed math at Grey University...like three straight times...and only like passed in summer courses...the probability that these are the REAL Grey Heavyweight Champions is low, and we all know deep down Lewis was ONE round away from killing ..."
Doodle uttered an oath and drove a fist for Ray,s armpit. Ray, expecting the reaction , stepped quickly to the side. Doodle stopped abrubtly, and lashed out at Ray with a side kick. It connected, sending Ray cartwheeling into the side of the ring. William Shatner, Elvis, and the flamboyantly gay Marvin Hagler cleared.
Best not to **** with Doodle. Teddy Atlas had made that mistake, and bore the scar down his face as evidence.
Ray had not the time to react, when Doodle had him pinned to the ground, his fist curled back to hammer Rays throat. Ray had only one choice. Filling his lungs with air, he belted out the opening line to a Willie Nelson song.
Willie Nelson....caused massive convulsions in Doodle. The country twang...the blatent Mericana..the ******ity of the lyrics...overloaded his logic center. Doodle collapsed like Mike Tyson against the Irish Giant.
Mule and potato fed, that lad.
"Hahaha' Ray laffed, as he rolled Doodle over. 'Ok, Bro...lets go with it. Tonight, its Armagedon. Tonight, we go to the Dawghouse headquarters, and we announce the creation of the first Grey Heavyweight Champions...the Two Brothers. "
As Shatner and Marvin helped revive Doodle by crooning The Necromancer by Rush, Ray used his cell to tell USCM to fire up the bowl, and also the dilithium crystals in the Enterprise.
Tonight, Earth history would be changed forever.!!!
jeez..sorry, didnt mean to kill this thread...
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