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Freddie Roach – Manny Pacquiao made me [but] he’s broke and will have to keep fightin
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Originally posted by kadyo View Post
How did i come to this world
A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have
To tell you any way,
The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad
Respond: Please, listen carefully:
Mom and Dad met each other in an Internet café. In the
Bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom.
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory
Stick. When dad finished upload
after nine month after it is too late to cancel or delete
it ends up with a Virus
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Man it sucks that it had to come to this. I really hope Manny gets away from Bob Arum. Manny is a cool dude, he's just surrounded by the wrong people.
Floyd is irrelevant to this thread but for some reason every time Floyd said "Pacquiao has the worst contract in boxing" and other statements regarding Pacquiao's financial stuff I get the feeling that Floyd was trying to get Pac away from Bob Arum. Sorta like help him in some sense. I could be totally wrong, but I have a feeling there's some truth to it.
I have much respect for Manny and I hope he gets all of this settled.
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Smart Dad
A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car...'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut.'
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'
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Password
A man was setting up his new e-mail address in his computer with his wife beside him. Feeling macho and horny he keyed is "pen1s" as his e-mail password.
His wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied "PASSWORD NOT LONG ENOUGH"
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LOVING WIFE
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now
don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
You’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking."
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