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What do Tony Thompson and osteoporosis have in common?
They both break old ladies' hips.
They both break old ladies' hips.
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Why is Roy Jones banned from the National Gallery?
Because he loves to taste the canvas.Comment
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Victor Ortiz had a lot to drink one evening.
Bartender: That's it Victor you've had enough.
Ortiz: Quits on the stoolComment
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Ref to Yusef Mack in the pre-fight instructions:
"No low blows.... or blowing of any kind. Vaseline is to be applied to the face only. Clinching is acceptable.... humping is not. And son.... lose the kneepads."Comment
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James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss. The doctor sits him down and tells him he's going to ask him a series of questions about Andre Ward.
"Hold on," says James. "Who's Andre Ward?"
The doctor pauses a moment, then scrunches up the list he was going to ask him.
"Never mind," he says. "You're perfectly fine."Comment
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Version II:
James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss.
However, the doctor does not have a "Slur-ese to English" dictionary and tells Toney to go home.
Version III:
James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss.
However, on the way to the doctor's he passes a McDonald's and forgets about his memory loss. Goes through the drive-thru and orders 14 Big Macs with fries and a dozen shakes instead.Last edited by Trinidad_Fan; 01-06-2016, 08:38 AM.Comment
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other (Jack Handey)Comment
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