David Haye Jokes....

[The Hammer]

What's the difference between David Haye and France?...

Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance.

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What's the difference between David Haye and a baked potato?


The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil...


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David Haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya...

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That's all I got for now..

Good stuff!

[intoccabile]

what's the difference between david haye and france?...

Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance.

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what's the difference between david haye and a baked potato?


The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil...


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david haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya...

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that's all i got for now..

hahahahahaha

[BrotherDudeJack]

David Haye

He's a joke.

[gingeralbino]

What's the difference between David Haye and my ****?

My ****'s hard when in the presence of a klit



Just heard that David Haye's wife has left him, she said it's not the first time he couldn't hit the Klit


David Haye blames "broken toe" for defeat.

More like a "camel toe" as you boxed like a *****



I wonder how much England paid in sponsorship for David Haye to wear the new England Shirt and get comprehensively beaten on European soil



David Haye - 'I think I proved a lot of people wrong tonight'.

Yes, the people that thought you were going to win


Highway cops stopped David Haye. There was nothing dangerous in the glove compartment but he wasn't wearing a belt. Haye's excuse was he needed a tow.


Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic.

By turning up

[alza1988]

I just read it wasn't a broken toe it was athlete's foot .That's why he was running like f--k .