David Haye Jokes....

[mojack]

Didn't realise that the symptoms of Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment...

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What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers?

My trousers have a belt.

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I think I should get half of David Haye's purse.

I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did.

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I was going to tell a decent joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe.

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Whats the difference between my wife and David Haye?

My wife can take a punch.

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Who would of thought Klitchtoe would be reason

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Nice to see David Haye use his "shock" tactic.

By turning up.

[Born2Live]

Tbf some of this jokes are like Haye, a toe-tal disaster.

[The Hammer]

I liked this one:

What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers?

My trousers have a belt.

Added to my sig.

[WladIsTheChamp]

What's the difference between Gayevid and a running vagina?

At some point the vagina stops running....

[BoxerDood]

Ain't no stoppin' us now, except ma toe

[BostonGuy]

What's the difference between David Haye and France?...

Actually there is no difference, they both give up quickly without resistance.

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What's the difference between David Haye and a baked potato?


The baked potato gets better after being wrapped in tin foil...


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David Haye's like a cheap hooker, he's very quick to go down on ya...

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That's all I got for now..

[BoxerDood]

"Funny, I thought David Haye said he was going to retire after the fight. I could have sworn he retired in the first round. #mytoehurts"

[Sick/]

David Haye

[alza1988]

Haye should have got some of that kangaroo meat Matthew Hatton was eating before the Alvarez fight to put the spring back in his step .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/boxing/3445354/Matthew-Hatton-Clever-roos-will-win-me-world-title.html

[Mr. Philadel]

David Haye

bwahahahahahahahaha....what a joke