What type of "facts" would aliens assume when they came back to conquer us at a later date? I'll start off.
1. Floyd Mayweather Jr. is some special species of duck.
2. Manny Pacquiao is a Filipino supersoldier who picks cherries for a living.
3. Timothy Bradley may be one of them.
4. Andre Ward has never thrown a punch.
5. A lot of fighters get shot after Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather fight them.
6. Fighters from the 70's and before were a lot of bums, I mean they all have at least ten losses.
7. Bob Arum is a mafia boss. (Okay, maybe they'd get some things right)
8. Puerto Rico and Mexico are fighting a war.
9. Roy Jones would go grab drivers out of taxis to fight.
10. We are all insane.
Any others people want to add?
1. Floyd Mayweather Jr. is some special species of duck.
2. Manny Pacquiao is a Filipino supersoldier who picks cherries for a living.
3. Timothy Bradley may be one of them.
4. Andre Ward has never thrown a punch.
5. A lot of fighters get shot after Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather fight them.
6. Fighters from the 70's and before were a lot of bums, I mean they all have at least ten losses.
7. Bob Arum is a mafia boss. (Okay, maybe they'd get some things right)
8. Puerto Rico and Mexico are fighting a war.
9. Roy Jones would go grab drivers out of taxis to fight.
10. We are all insane.
Any others people want to add?
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