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  • bojangles1987
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    Let's say aliens used NSB to go back and tell people facts about boxing:

    What type of "facts" would aliens assume when they came back to conquer us at a later date? I'll start off.

    1. Floyd Mayweather Jr. is some special species of duck.
    2. Manny Pacquiao is a Filipino supersoldier who picks cherries for a living.
    3. Timothy Bradley may be one of them.
    4. Andre Ward has never thrown a punch.
    5. A lot of fighters get shot after Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather fight them.
    6. Fighters from the 70's and before were a lot of bums, I mean they all have at least ten losses.
    7. Bob Arum is a mafia boss. (Okay, maybe they'd get some things right)
    8. Puerto Rico and Mexico are fighting a war.
    9. Roy Jones would go grab drivers out of taxis to fight.
    10. We are all insane.

    Any others people want to add?
  • boxingsmash69
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    #2
    Evander Holyfield will still be fighting at age 48.

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    • New England
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      #3
      Boxers get beteer and deserve more money as they age past 35.
      Marcos maidana is somehow victor ortiz father, in spite of being the same age
      the pacquiao and mayweather fight didn't happen because of drug testing
      manny pacquiao would lose every historic matchup ever.
      And duran would win every fantasy fight, even at mw where he was past his best.
      Julian Jackson regularly killed men with gloved fists
      nicolino locche is the greatest defensive fighter ever
      Miguel cotto takes a knee after he puts on a hat, or scratches his head,
      racism is regular and acceptable
      if you hug nuts hard enough, candy Comes out.

      All for now haha. Went a bit overboard.. But I'm sitting at a direct tire waiting for them to change my tires, so I couldn't think of anything better to do
      Last edited by New England; 05-12-2011, 01:07 PM.

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      • shogunn
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        #4
        99.999999% of the worlds population were on steroids because they didnt go through 1 month of random testing

        Amir Kahn was amazingly born with a chin made of fragile glass

        Slick was an adjective and a color

        All the best boxers in the world existed between 1900-1990

        David Haye is gay
        Last edited by shogunn; 05-12-2011, 07:23 AM.

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        • PAKYO
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          #5
          They'd be amazed how the bad ass *****s do in street fights..

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          • physiker
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            #6
            Originally posted by bojangles1987
            What type of "facts" would aliens assume when they came back to conquer us at a later date? I'll start off.

            1. Floyd Mayweather Jr. is some special species of duck.
            2. Manny Pacquiao is a Filipino supersoldier who picks cherries for a living.
            3. Timothy Bradley may be one of them.
            4. Andre Ward has never thrown a punch.
            5. A lot of fighters get shot after Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather fight them.
            6. Fighters from the 70's and before were a lot of bums, I mean they all have at least ten losses.
            7. Bob Arum is a mafia boss. (Okay, maybe they'd get some things right)
            8. Puerto Rico and Mexico are fighting a war.
            9. Roy Jones would go grab drivers out of taxis to fight.
            10. We are all insane.

            Any others people want to add?
            Be very careful when you post about aliens here. They will delete it.

            And if you only knew how off you are about your part I bolded...

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            • Bee Keepz
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              #7
              Aliens:

              TEST THIS M'FER!!!



              Defintion of Pound 4 Pound

              112 KO Sasakul
              122 TKO Ledwaba
              126 TKO Barrera
              126 D Marquez (3 Knockdowns)
              130 TKO Morales
              130 SD Marquez (1 Knockdown)
              135 TKO Diaz
              147 RTD De La Hoya
              140 KO Hatton
              147 TKO Cotto







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              • DontHitMyNuts
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                #8
                if you watch manny pacquiao's career in reverse time, you discover he's some sort of beautician, he sort of makes ugly people look pretty after every fight

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                • physiker
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DontHitMyNuts
                  if you watch manny pacquiao's career in reverse time, you discover he's some sort of beautician, he sort of makes ugly people look pretty after every fight
                  Intelligent! What are you doing here?

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                  • Instinto
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                    #10
                    They'd say Floyd Mayweather Sr is a prophet that *****s listen to.

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