Will Bradley go to heaven when he dies?

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  • THe TRiNiTY
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    #31
    Originally posted by Sweet Jesus
    This is why I'm an atheist.

    With that said Christianity > Islam by a mile.
    Valid point. Still.. all of these religions are spawned from the Judaic beliefs in the first place. So, the ***s are really to blame. Though... not the ***s in Hollywood as I am thankful for Iron Man II. Praise his name.

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    • Spray_resistant
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      #32
      Originally posted by wazaa.
      Active h*mosexuals will burn in hell.
      How about inactive ones who have hypothetically not touched a penis in years?

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        #33
        Originally posted by wazaa.
        We will see on July 23rd, .
        You're getting ahead of yourself buddy. Khan has this thing with negotiations. With his last 3 opponents, he has went to the media crying that they are asking for too much money. That will happen again with this fight. Trust me.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Spray_resistant
          How about inactive ones who have hypothetically not touched a penis in years?
          You can be g*y as long as you don't participate in g*y acts. So you can still go to heaven when you're mindset is g*y but you're married with a woman, have children with her and don't participate in g*y acts.

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            #35
            Originally posted by wazaa.
            You can be g*y as long as you don't participate in g*y acts. So you can still go to heaven when you're mindset is g*y but you're married with a woman, have children with her and don't participate in g*y acts.
            So, you can trick Heaven?

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              #36
              Originally posted by wazaa.
              You can be g*y as long as you don't participate in g*y acts. So you can still go to heaven when you're mindset is g*y but you're married with a woman, have children with her and don't participate in g*y acts.
              Your God is indeed a fair one.

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                #37
                Originally posted by wazaa.
                You can be g*y as long as you don't participate in g*y acts. So you can still go to heaven when you're mindset is g*y but you're married with a woman, have children with her and don't participate in g*y acts.
                So I don't have to believe in Allah, I just have to say I do.

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                  #38
                  I am not really religous Wazaa so you got to help me on this one. If there is a heaven what do you have to do to go there when you die???

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by sweetpea87
                    I am not really religous Wazaa so you got to help me on this one. If there is a heaven what do you have to do to go there when you die???
                    It's simple. No headbutts are allowed. You can think of ****s but you can't suck them. Then.. you can high five Allah at the pearly gates.

                    I just helped you. Mighty..... Islamic of me.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by sweetpea87
                      I am not really religous Wazaa so you got to help me on this one. If there is a heaven what do you have to do to go there when you die???
                      You have to go to Mecca and pray to a dome 2000x larger than Bradley's.

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