Will Bradley go to heaven when he dies?

[THe TRiNiTY]

I´ve never had sex yet.

Well, the good thing about not having had sex yet is that you don't have herpes. So.... that's good.

[Crazylegs77]

is Jesus a southpaw?

[Sweet Jesus]

I mean, he headbutts his opponents.

Nope, only if he detonates himself.

With explosives.

In the middle of a town square.

Causing as many casualties as possible.

Then and only then will he be considered by Sweet Jesus.

[THe TRiNiTY]

Nope, only if he detonates himself.

With explosives.

In the middle of a town square.

Causing as many casualties as possible.

Then and only then will he be considered by Sweet Jesus.

Not true. He'd also have to enslave men.

And kill those who don't honor the Sabbath.

While offering his daughters to a village of rapists when meeting angels.

Making sure to kill all non-believers.

And banishing unbelievers while also making sure to use genocidal tactics when carrying out any ethnic cleansing.

[j.one]

He will burn in hell, he's an evil peanuthead mutha****a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AmiraanBoxer]

will khan go to heaven ? i mean he sends nude photos of himself to models who want none of him .. the perverted ****

[myCoCainE]

Active h*mosexuals will burn in hell.

You basically admitted you're a closet ****.

[Sweet Jesus]

Not true. He'd also have to enslave men.

And kill those who don't honor the Sabbath.

While offering his daughters to a village of rapists when meeting angels.

Making sure to kill all non-believers.

And banishing unbelievers while also making sure to use genocidal tactics when carrying out any ethnic cleansing.

This is why I'm an atheist.

With that said Christianity > Islam by a mile.

[THe TRiNiTY]

will khan go to heaven ? i mean he sends nude photos of himself to models who want none of him .. the perverted ****

Jesus enjoys sexting.

Corithians 13 1-13

I may speak in the languages of humans and of angels. But if I don't have love, I am a loud gong or a clashing cymbal. It is with this, that Jesus has beset upon us His holy cellular phone. With this device, you are to spread the word and your legs, sharing thou genitalia. Praise his name.

[wazaa.]

This is why I'm an atheist.

With that said Christianity > Islam by a mile.

We will see on July 23rd, .