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Originally posted by AREALFIGHTER
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A buddy of mine got real drunk a couple weeks ago and started talking **** to a bouncer at the bar. the bouncer talked **** back and my friend told him to shut up and do his job cause he couldnt do **** about it..............
well a guy the bouncer knew happened to be standing nearby was like "yeah well i can" and this dude was no hard ass or anything but my friend was like "well step outside"
it was weird cause they werent mad at each other my friend was just drunk and this dude put his foot in his mouth.
well anyhow they go outside and my friend just squares up like a boxer on the guy (and he doesent nor has he ever boxed) and hes like "lets go" or whatever
well my friend tore his rotatot cuff in his right shoulder and had to quit baseball cause he couldnt swing a bat so im thinking what the **** is he gonna do he cant even throw a hard punch.
well this guy moves in on my friend and swings, my friend steps back and then forward and jabs the dude straight in the ****in nose.
the dude swings again, same thing, move back, bam popped him with a left jab.
this happened 5 times, the last time my friend hit him twice in the face with a jab and then a right hand in the body, the dude fell down and then got back up. he had blood coming out of his nose, lip, and one of his eyes was cut. he acted like he wanted more and my friend just started walking off and the dude just gave up.
so i was like "dude what the ****, where did you learn to ****in fight like that"
and he was like "Fight Night dude, i play it all the time"
so i guess the moral of the story is, at least learn to throw the jab, whether you need it or not.Comment
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more like grab bulls by their throats till they stop breathingOriginally posted by DiegoFuego
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that was snappy though, good ****Originally posted by DiegoFuegoComment
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i remember i got into a fist fight it was after school some kid talkin shyt and all i ignored him and all cause i didnt want to fight so then he did the most ****** thing anyone could do... he got in my face saying why you walkin away... as soon as he said that i closed ma fist ma quick and gave him the cleanest uppercut i ever gave someone with my barefists.. and then he fell then ma boys was holding me back laughin they like chill chill son... and everyone was like ohhhhh... then the security came and **** and then ma boys told me to leave so i left but security from ma school got me and **** and i told them what happend
i also street box alot i was boxing this dude he like 24 he was a lil taller than me we was going at it he was fightin crazy trying to catch me with haymakers caught me with one cause i was acting ****y cause i was dodging most of them then i moved back threw ma jab and ****ed my left (south paw stance) and boom he fell to the floor flying back..... i had four 2 round fights that day and won 3 and the other 1 was like a draw lol its was a luis castillo vs diego corrales lol...so the record was 3-0-1 (2 KOs) lol i plan on boxing soon i just need money so i could go to gleasons gym in BK!! the other KO was from another dude i kno he like to throw crazy punches i caught him with a nice right hook (Orthordox stance) then he just took a knee then quit TKO...Comment
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ok I have this story about a fight that I got into when I was a little kid. I was like in 7th grade and I used to hang out at this card shop called cardstruck. The shop had some video game machines. So here I was playing street fighter 2. This highschool kid, more like grown man with a kids brain starts playing me. Dominick Deluchi I'll never forget the guy. He was a tackle on the terra nova foot ball team that was my HS. The guy was like 5'10 to 6 foot and about 215 pounds or so big guy. I'm like 5'6 maybe 125 or so. Well any way we start playing heads up in street fighter. I always played blanka. Well I was wopping him in the first two games and he started to get pissed. I beat him agian and he pushes me into the wall next to the machine. I'm like what ever bro lets play agian. I woop his ass again and he gets real pissed. he pushes me into the wall again and this time I open my mouth and let him have it. So he loads up and takes a swing at my head. I promply duck, pivot push the shoulder that he punched with to spin him around jump and knee him in the lower back and in the same motion get him in a choke hold, pull him on top of me throw my legs over his so he can't break away and chocked him into uncosciouness. True story.Comment
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damn thats some ufc **** there (AREALFIGHTER) lol rear naked choke THATS WHATS UP!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^
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thats no bulL**** either. I had been in martal arts for few years by then, I used to get picked on a lot in that cardshop that place made me tough. A lot of highschool guys would hang out there. Some of them thought it would be fun to try to throw me into the garbage can out side, they found out the hard way that it was not a good idea.Originally posted by UndefeatedComment
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Originally posted by AREALFIGHTER
i believe you... thats the **** martial arts.. i like both and boxing that good tho *** them peps up thats what they get
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truth is I was a small guy with a big mouth, funny thing is I never got any taller just thicker, round the middleOriginally posted by Undefeatedi believe you... thats the **** martial arts.. i like both and boxing that good tho *** them peps up thats what they get 
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