God Is Testing Floyd

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  • sdcluser
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    #71
    God wouldn't give a crap about two ppl intent on destroying each other's brain cells in a enclosed space or for that matter with any other sports. It seems to me Floyd is testing how close he can be with the life and tribulation of Mikey Tyson. If you wanna be like Mike, you will be like Mike.
    Last edited by sdcluser; 03-26-2011, 05:32 PM.

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    • [ DUBBZZ ]
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      #72
      This is *****ism at its worse!! Blaming God for Floyd's problems?! It ain't Floyd's fault, God is responsible for all this!

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      • Pullcounter
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        #73
        Originally posted by Deedubbzz07
        This is *****ism at its worse!! Blaming God for Floyd's problems?! It ain't Floyd's fault, God is responsible for all this!
        *****s are the dumbest mofos on these forums

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        • el salsalero
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          #74
          Yes, Pacquiao the Boxing God is testing Kentucky Floyd Maynever.

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          • featherFist
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            #75
            Floyd Mayweather, the poster boy of African-Americans!

            really, blame God?

            Bravo, MLK, bravo!

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            • » HE3R0 «
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              #76
              The fu.ck?

              Now people are putting the onus on God?

              God's up there hearing this and going, "After all I've done? Aw hell nah."

              Out of nowhere the nosy devil appears, "hey you called?"

              God: Go away.

              Devil: ok, cool. just checking.



              Meanwhile back on Earth.

              Floyd fans after graduating Google Law finally get their day in court to defend their GOAT:

              Your Honor and the ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Floyd did not want to take that iphone, God made him do it.

              Because God is an Android fan.

              Boom. Check and mate.

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              • MetalVomit
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                #77
                "did you see what GOD did to us man?"

                "God didnt' do that, you did, you're a ****ing narcotics agent, i knew it."

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                • Fighting Pride
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                  #78
                  God is testing Floyd? Sure blame everyone but that ******* woman beater racist for what he's done and said. Why not just blame the devil, Arum? You *****s love to blame him for all the evil in the world anyway.
                  Last edited by Fighting Pride; 03-26-2011, 05:57 PM.

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                  • ThePrince
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                    #79
                    The Book of *****, Chapter 3

                    1 And the LORD sayeth onto him, 'Money May, thine fidelity to thy lord shall be tested. Thy shall do as I instruct. Thee canst go against the will of GOD'

                    2 'Of course lord' Money proclaimed, 'but first thee shall have to agree to testing handed down to my tribe from Olympus on high'

                    3 Perplexed and vexed, the LORD responded 'shut thine country ass up or a plague shall shall befall thy big boy mansion'

                    4 Sensing the anger of the LORD, Money relented and agreed to do as the LORD commandeth.

                    5 The LORD instructed him to inexplicably and cowardly retire from his sport only to return to vanquish an elf Money fed with a massive passover meal to make him fat, bloated, and easy for the picking. The masses revolted, but the LORD said 'My will be done'

                    6 The LORD then had Money rattle off a list of excuses much like the 10 commandments to avoid a confrontation with a beast from the Orient. This monster was 12 feet tall, with 6 arms, and eyes burning hot like coal. An elixir brewed by Satan himself made him impervious to swords, spears, and arrows. The masses revolted, but the LORD again said 'my will be done'.

                    7 In subsequent months, the LORD instructed Money to striketh at his wench, steal, plunder, pillage, and gamble. Also, the LORD instructed him to practice gluttony by demanding 100 million gold pieces from the ***ish High Priest in order to battle the beast from the Orient. The masses revolted and ridiculed him, but the Lord said 'This is my son Money, and in him I am well pleased. My will be done. But got damn, what a pu$$y'






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                    • HandSpeed303
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                      #80
                      Originally posted by MetalVomit
                      "did you see what GOD did to us man?"

                      "God didnt' do that, you did, you're a ****ing narcotics agent, i knew it."

                      Fear and Loathing...Classic!

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