God Is Testing Floyd

[| THE KING |]

The Book of *****, Chapter 3

1 And the LORD sayeth onto him, 'Money May, thine fidelity to thy lord shall be tested. Thy shall do as I instruct. Thee canst go against the will of GOD'

2 'Of course lord' Money proclaimed, 'but first thee shall have to agree to testing handed down to my tribe from Olympus on high'

3 Perplexed and vexed, the LORD responded 'shut thine country ass up or a plague shall shall befall thy big boy mansion'

4 Sensing the anger of the LORD, Money relented and agreed to do as the LORD commandeth.

5 The LORD instructed him to inexplicably and cowardly retire from his sport only to return to vanquish an elf Money fed with a massive passover meal to make him fat, bloated, and easy for the picking. The masses revolted, but the LORD said 'My will be done'

6 The LORD then had Money rattle off a list of excuses much like the 10 commandments to avoid a confrontation with a beast from the Orient. This monster was 12 feet tall, with 6 arms, and eyes burning hot like coal. An elixir brewed by Satan himself made him impervious to swords, spears, and arrows. The masses revolted, but the LORD again said 'my will be done'.

7 In subsequent months, the LORD instructed Money to striketh at his wench, steal, plunder, pillage, and gamble. Also, the LORD instructed him to practice gluttony by demanding 100 million gold pieces from the ***ish High Priest in order to battle the beast from the Orient. The masses revolted and ridiculed him, but the Lord said 'This is my son Money, and in him I am well pleased. My will be done. But got damn, what a pu$$y'

damn

[littlemac]

Test him? I wish he would take the mother***er!!!

I consider you to be one of the best posters on here, but this post of yours is so disappointing. I really hoping its just your menstrual cycle talking.

[littlemac]

pac is so scared of test, especially random ones to be testing anyone

pwned

I thought Pac was refusing testing because of Pride. The random part of testing that is lol............

[littlemac]

Hate to spoil your fun but, there is no God.

Sorry.

Why, because some guy typing from his mom's basement says so lol...............

[STRUGG]

floyds vagina......................has failed the test for sure...........

[TouchyAndalou]

Wow, hilarious thread.

[Pullcounter]

the book of *****, chapter 3

1 and the lord sayeth onto him, 'money may, thine fidelity to thy lord shall be tested. Thy shall do as i instruct. Thee canst go against the will of god'

2 'of course lord' money proclaimed, 'but first thee shall have to agree to testing handed down to my tribe from olympus on high'

3 perplexed and vexed, the lord responded 'shut thine country ass up or a plague shall shall befall thy big boy mansion'

4 sensing the anger of the lord, money relented and agreed to do as the lord commandeth.

5 the lord instructed him to inexplicably and cowardly retire from his sport only to return to vanquish an elf money fed with a massive passover meal to make him fat, bloated, and easy for the picking. The masses revolted, but the lord said 'my will be done'

6 the lord then had money rattle off a list of excuses much like the 10 commandments to avoid a confrontation with a beast from the orient. This monster was 12 feet tall, with 6 arms, and eyes burning hot like coal. An elixir brewed by satan himself made him impervious to swords, spears, and arrows. The masses revolted, but the lord again said 'my will be done'.

7 in subsequent months, the lord instructed money to striketh at his wench, steal, plunder, pillage, and gamble. Also, the lord instructed him to practice gluttony by demanding 100 million gold pieces from the ***ish high priest in order to battle the beast from the orient. The masses revolted and ridiculed him, but the lord said 'this is my son money, and in him i am well pleased. My will be done. But got damn, what a pu$$y'

bwhahahahaahahahahahh!!!!

[jpunieves]

And so far he's handling it in a ok manner

As you can see **** coming from all diff angles. He still doing him. He just gotta control his temper and dont let small **** get him too hype. Just gotta stay calm

Yall can stop with the jail **** btw. His baby mom's is not going to let her kids not see her father, or even see him in a jail cell. Them kids, especially BLACK kids need their father in their lives. He just had his daughter couple days ago. He didn't beat the **** outta her as the injury report shows, probably just a scuffle and he did probably take her phone, its not that serious. And if she do, shame on her. God will not let that slide

Far as fighting goes, eh idk if he should during this time. The saying more money, more problems is very true and its just gonna make him a even bigger target

God pokes floyd in the face. true story.

[SoZe]

Floyd's fans are like a mother trying to hush her crying child.