So I spent Christmas with Mikkel Kessler...

[Wan Long Pong]

We all had a big party and at first Mikkel seemed to be enjoying it. He'd pick up his presents, and every one at the party could tell which present he was about to unwrap... he'd march forward methodically in a straight but effective line, unwrapping each with his right hand.

However, for fun I suggested we play pass the parcel, to which Mikkel initially agreed.


"I am very much likings passingz of parcel."


However, after a few minutes Mikkel began clutching his eyes, saying his vision was blurred and he'd have to retire for the night.

"At first I was enjoyingz it," explained Mikkel, "but the way everyone was passing parcels around... so fast... so many anglez... very confusing."


However, just to show there were no hard feelings, Mikkel presented me with my Christmas present, all gift wrapped. I eagerly unwrapped it, only to find a Supermiddleweight title belt.

"But Mikkel..." I protested, hardly able to speak, "I can't possibly take this. It's too much. I feel as if I haven't even done anything to earn it."

"Nein", said Mikkel, "you don't hav to do anything to earn it. I give them up very easily. I vill get another belt and give that away, too."

Jesus, he was a right ****.

[La Zorrita]

We all had a big party and at first Mikkel seemed to be enjoying it. He'd pick up his presents, and every one at the party could tell which present he was about to unwrap... he'd march forward methodically in a straight but effective line, unwrapping each with his right hand.

However, for fun I suggested we play pass the parcel, to which Mikkel initially agreed.


"I am very much likings passingz of parcel."


However, after a few minutes Mikkel began clutching his eyes, saying his vision was blurred and he'd have to retire for the night.

"At first I was enjoyingz it," explained Mikkel, "but the way everyone was passing parcels around... so fast... so many anglez... very confusing."


However, just to show there were no hard feelings, Mikkel presented me with my Christmas present, all gift wrapped. I eagerly unwrapped it, only to find a Supermiddleweight title belt.

"But Mikkel..." I protested, hardly able to speak, "I can't possibly take this. It's too much. I feel as if I haven't even done anything to earn it."

"Nein", said Mikkel, "you don't hav to do anything to earn it. I give them up very easily. I vill get another belt and give that away, too."

Jesus, he was a right ****.

did u zukk his ****???

[TintaBoricua]

For a moment I thought this was gonna' be a clever thread about several boxers with Christmas metaphors.

Does anybody have a link to that thread somebody started about a year ago where someone was driving through a road and Jermain's car had gassed out, Hopkins was still going on, etc.

I can't remember where it was...

EDIT: Never mind. I found it. CLASSIC THREAD...Google works wonders.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=369504&page=1

[Wan Long Pong]

For a moment I thought this was gonna' be a clever thread about several boxers with Christmas metaphors.

Does anybody have a link to that thread somebody started about a year ago where someone was driving through a road and Jermain's car had gassed out, Hopkins was still going on, etc.

I can't remember where it was...

EDIT: Never mind. I found it. CLASSIC THREAD...Google works wonders.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...=369504&page=1

If only I could think of a good thread like that thread starter.

[eli porter]

If only I could think of a good thread like that thread starter.

Yeah this thread is a disgrace. you should hang your head in shame and send kessler your life savings, with a note begging for forgiveness.


He probably won't care very much because he's already so much richer than you.

[Derranged]

[The Hammer]

Squealpiggy will be jealous of you, Anorak. He likes Mikkel too.

[eli porter]

Squealpiggy will be jealous of you, Anorak. He likes Kessler too.

Do you think arteton has a slightly wonkey nose?

[Johnnybur]

We all had a big party and at first Mikkel seemed to be enjoying it. He'd pick up his presents, and every one at the party could tell which present he was about to unwrap... he'd march forward methodically in a straight but effective line, unwrapping each with his right hand.

However, for fun I suggested we play pass the parcel, to which Mikkel initially agreed.


"I am very much likings passingz of parcel."


However, after a few minutes Mikkel began clutching his eyes, saying his vision was blurred and he'd have to retire for the night.

"At first I was enjoyingz it," explained Mikkel, "but the way everyone was passing parcels around... so fast... so many anglez... very confusing."


However, just to show there were no hard feelings, Mikkel presented me with my Christmas present, all gift wrapped. I eagerly unwrapped it, only to find a Supermiddleweight title belt.

"But Mikkel..." I protested, hardly able to speak, "I can't possibly take this. It's too much. I feel as if I haven't even done anything to earn it."

"Nein", said Mikkel, "you don't hav to do anything to earn it. I give them up very easily. I vill get another belt and give that away, too."

Jesus, he was a right ****.

I bet you have working on that story for the last six months huh? Do you feel alot better now that you have gotten it out of your head and put it on boxingscene??? I could hear the sigh of relief from thousands of miles away. Im proud of you man. Good job. For thanksgiving next year can you do another one for another boxer??

[The Hammer]

Do you think arteton has a slightly wonkey nose?

I like her nose.