Anorak's "Year End Awards"

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Dish of the Year: Sergio Martinez. Although he stopped Paul Williams a little too fast for my liking... I had pre-cum seeping through my fingers, but wasn't able to climax in time. No ****.


**** of the Year: Last year Victor Ortiz raised the bar by revealing how he didn't think boxers should have to get hit. This year the award goes to James "**** Out" Toney, aka The Black Buddha. Much beloved by NSBers who think that his smack talk means he could beat the Klits, despite the fact that he's an obese, punch-drunk LHW. This year he disgraced not only himself but also the sport by going into MMA as a high profile boxer... and tapping out almost instantly.


Event of the Year: The WBC voting on whether or not to scrap boxing after Danny Williams retired. José Sulaimán: "Now Danny's retired, what's the ****ing point of it all?"


Shine of the Year: Very few come to mind... I always thought that Paul Williams would do a good shine with those long arms of his, but instead he just wanted to nap like a lazy ol' grandpappy Negro. No racism.


Pwn of the Year: Carl Froch: "Joe Calzaghe's career's got more question marks than the Riddler's catsuit."

Oh **** !! .

are you Anorak, Wan Long Pong?

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and yes, Joe Calzaghe is a bum.

[Maidana vs Rios]

Posting fol him on his beharf.

just fyi annie,

transposition of 'r' and 'l' when speaking engrish with a chinese accent is only done for words that have phonetic 'r' and 'l' sounds. so it doesn't make sense to do it in the word 'behalf' like you did, since, even though the written word 'behalf' contains an 'l', there is no 'l' sound phonetically in 'behalf'. you pronounce 'behalf' like 'staff', not like 'ralph'. there's no 'l' sound in 'behalf'.

just wanted to sort that out for you, annie.





p.s.

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[Xyei]

Stunt Artist of the Year: Kermit Cintron. I haven't seen anyone run and dive so well since the cowardly lion dove out the window after getting the shit scared out of him by the Wizard of Oz.

Bitch of the year: Arthur Abraham. Not only did he get completely outboxed and knocked down by someone with the mental toughness of Dora the Explorer, he then then waits until the pussy slips on the mat to throw the only shot he managed to land the entire fight. Then he goes on to hold his hands up in the air like a robotic faggot and let Carl Froch, the slickster that he is, win every single round in one of the most one sided fights of the year. Even his own trainer called him a bitch.