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Dish of the Year: Sergio Martinez. Although he stopped Paul Williams a little too fast for my liking... I had pre-cum seeping through my fingers, but wasn't able to climax in time. No ****.
**** of the Year: Last year Victor Ortiz raised the bar by revealing how he didn't think boxers should have to get hit. This year the award goes to James "**** Out" Toney, aka The Black Buddha. Much beloved by NSBers who think that his smack talk means he could beat the Klits, despite the fact that he's an obese, punch-drunk LHW. This year he disgraced not only himself but also the sport by going into MMA as a high profile boxer... and tapping out almost instantly.
Event of the Year: The WBC voting on whether or not to scrap boxing after Danny Williams retired. José Sulaimán: "Now Danny's retired, what's the ****ing point of it all?"
Shine of the Year: Very few come to mind... I always thought that Paul Williams would do a good shine with those long arms of his, but instead he just wanted to nap like a lazy ol' grandpappy Negro. No racism.
Pwn of the Year: Carl Froch: "Joe Calzaghe's career's got more question marks than the Riddler's catsuit."
**** of the Year: Last year Victor Ortiz raised the bar by revealing how he didn't think boxers should have to get hit. This year the award goes to James "**** Out" Toney, aka The Black Buddha. Much beloved by NSBers who think that his smack talk means he could beat the Klits, despite the fact that he's an obese, punch-drunk LHW. This year he disgraced not only himself but also the sport by going into MMA as a high profile boxer... and tapping out almost instantly.
Event of the Year: The WBC voting on whether or not to scrap boxing after Danny Williams retired. José Sulaimán: "Now Danny's retired, what's the ****ing point of it all?"
Shine of the Year: Very few come to mind... I always thought that Paul Williams would do a good shine with those long arms of his, but instead he just wanted to nap like a lazy ol' grandpappy Negro. No racism.
Pwn of the Year: Carl Froch: "Joe Calzaghe's career's got more question marks than the Riddler's catsuit."
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