What is the funniest thing you heard

[Tony Blitz]

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor ****** ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in g****fruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that ****.
Back to ****** cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."




Greatest ****ing thing I've ever read.

[STC]

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor ****** ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in g****fruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that ****.
Back to ****** cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."




Greatest ****ing thing I've ever read.

LOL I've read that before. Thats some funny ****

[RAESAAD]

when people say lennox lewis is one of the top 10 heavyweights of all time

Thats not funny it is true in alot of peoples minds.........either way he is top 20 no doubt or you don't know **** about boxing.

[scap]

Listening to Roy Jones after he survived against Toney Tarver...it was pretty damn funny and pretty damn insulting and pretty damn sad all in one.

[DaWayne]

when people say lennox lewis is one of the top 10 heavyweights of all time

He is.I personaly don't like him but the record speaks for itself.He beat everybody he stepped in the ring with besides Rocky who else did that.

[morancito]

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor ****** ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in g****fruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that ****.
Back to ****** cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."




Greatest ****ing thing I've ever read.

Dude, where did you get this? That's the single funniest **** I've read in a very long time.

[morancito]

A person say when he or she tries to praise one fighter and put down another.
For me it was when this person from another forum were telling who they thought were the hardest punchers in heavyweight history not pound for pound just who actually hit harder.One guy said Foreman did not punch that hard because every person he knocked down kept getting up and he based this on the Frazier fight but yet this kid had no problem with Moore a natural middleweight who was actually knocked out by natural middelweights in one round keep getting up when he knocked him down.
In the same forum everybody there agreed that Marciano could knock out Tua in one round.Tua has never been down as a pro even though he faced some big time punches like Ibeabuchi and Lewis but based on these people Tua could not handle Marcianos power even though he only weighed 180 and Maricano could easily handle Tua's power.In the same Post they also said Marciano was far more skilled than than a prime Foreman Frazier and Norton so Ali beating them really ment nothing.And that is Ali would of fought the exact same people Maricano fought he would have at least 10 plus loses in his career.
In another forum i was made a post called if you could make the perfect fighter using the skills of any heavyweight champion who would you pic
Jabs somebody said Toney.
Hook somebody said Ali and Roy Jones
Uppercut somebody picked Ali
Right hand Toney
Footwork Toney.
You know different people have different opinions but i dont see how anybody would think any of this could be right.Well what was the funniest thing you people heard?

1. Pacquiao is p4p better than Duran because he beat the elites and Duran lost to the elites.
2. "Styles make fights" doesn't apply to Pacquiao, only to "B" level fighters.

I could go on...

[Burzum_666]

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor ****** ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in g****fruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that ****.
Back to ****** cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."




Greatest ****ing thing I've ever read.

Yeah that ****'s funny dude

[Da Iceman]

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor ****** ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in g****fruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that ****.
Back to ****** cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."




Greatest ****ing thing I've ever read.

thats some funny ****. its also funny when butterfly says he isnt a ali nuthugger.

[Piggu]

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP ****
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor ****** ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in g****fruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that ****.
Back to ****** cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."




Greatest ****ing thing I've ever read.

Best post I've read in a while.