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  • tommyhearns804
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    What is the funniest thing you heard

    A person say when he or she tries to praise one fighter and put down another.
    For me it was when this person from another forum were telling who they thought were the hardest punchers in heavyweight history not pound for pound just who actually hit harder.One guy said Foreman did not punch that hard because every person he knocked down kept getting up and he based this on the Frazier fight but yet this kid had no problem with Moore a natural middleweight who was actually knocked out by natural middelweights in one round keep getting up when he knocked him down.
    In the same forum everybody there agreed that Marciano could knock out Tua in one round.Tua has never been down as a pro even though he faced some big time punches like Ibeabuchi and Lewis but based on these people Tua could not handle Marcianos power even though he only weighed 180 and Maricano could easily handle Tua's power.In the same Post they also said Marciano was far more skilled than than a prime Foreman Frazier and Norton so Ali beating them really ment nothing.And that is Ali would of fought the exact same people Maricano fought he would have at least 10 plus loses in his career.
    In another forum i was made a post called if you could make the perfect fighter using the skills of any heavyweight champion who would you pic
    Jabs somebody said Toney.
    Hook somebody said Ali and Roy Jones
    Uppercut somebody picked Ali
    Right hand Toney
    Footwork Toney.
    You know different people have different opinions but i dont see how anybody would think any of this could be right.Well what was the funniest thing you people heard?
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    #2
    Originally posted by tommyhearns804
    A person say when he or she tries to praise one fighter and put down another.
    For me it was when this person from another forum were telling who they thought were the hardest punchers in heavyweight history not pound for pound just who actually hit harder.One guy said Foreman did not punch that hard because every person he knocked down kept getting up and he based this on the Frazier fight but yet this kid had no problem with Moore a natural middleweight who was actually knocked out by natural middelweights in one round keep getting up when he knocked him down.
    In the same forum everybody there agreed that Marciano could knock out Tua in one round.Tua has never been down as a pro even though he faced some big time punches like Ibeabuchi and Lewis but based on these people Tua could not handle Marcianos power even though he only weighed 180 and Maricano could easily handle Tua's power.In the same Post they also said Marciano was far more skilled than than a prime Foreman Frazier and Norton so Ali beating them really ment nothing.And that is Ali would of fought the exact same people Maricano fought he would have at least 10 plus loses in his career.
    In another forum i was made a post called if you could make the perfect fighter using the skills of any heavyweight champion who would you pic
    Jabs somebody said Toney.
    Hook somebody said Ali and Roy Jones
    Uppercut somebody picked Ali
    Right hand Toney
    Footwork Toney.
    You know different people have different opinions but i dont see how anybody would think any of this could be right.Well what was the funniest thing you people heard?
    someone said, "marciano, louis, and dempsey would all ko ali, but the one person that would really stomp on ali and beat him down is jack johnson.", lol!!

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    • TheEvilSaint
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      #3
      funniest thing i have ever heard: my friend bret was pissing off my math teacher in 9th grade and the teacher said "if you dont shape up right now, i'm gonna send you to a very terrible place." and my friend jake without missing a beat said "dude, man, u're going to china."

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      • SquareCircle
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        #4
        when people try to say a prime (86-89) tyson could've beaten an old george foreman.

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        • knucks
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          #5
          when people say lennox lewis is one of the top 10 heavyweights of all time

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          • Piggu
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            #6
            When gay rights activists say that Abraham Lincoln was gay but they don't have anything to back it up.

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            • Katz
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              #7
              for me this is the funniest, isnt it?.

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              • Easy-E
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                #8
                Originally posted by piggu
                When gay rights activists say that Abraham Lincoln was gay but they don't have anything to back it up.
                ive never heard that before


                anyways, the ******ist/funniest think ive ever heard boxing related was when someone said...tyson tko ali 1.

                another funny story was when a friend of mine and i were arguing about boxing and he said something like...floyd mayweather sucks, ricky hatton is going to beat his ass. i then asked, how many floyd fights have you seen, in which he answered none. i then asked him how many hatton fights he had seen and he said none again. instead of making a comeback i just laughed in his face

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                • jangeorg
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                  #9
                  When people say Jeff Lacy are the best in SMW

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                  • Demorak
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                    #10
                    hearing delusional Tyson fans make up all kinds of ridicules excuses for all the fights he lost.

                    And when people **** on marciano when it's obvious they know nothing about him

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