2009: Look the fight is signed and Haye will disptach those awful boxers... oh, well he had to fake that back injury because of money issues, he'll definetly fight them next year. Look he said the deal is done Vitaly, all that needs to be done is for the t's to be crossed the i's to be dotted, he said so himself. Oh, he is going to fight Valuev? Well at least he promised us an exciting fight with a KO of the giant.
2010: He'll defintely beat both Klitschkos, they just need to give him a fair contrat... oh, 50/50 and no options... well he needs rest and after that he needs to fight the ATG Audley Harrison, sure he first said the fight is a joke but then he got so many e-mails and letter froms us asking for the fight that he decided to make his fans happy. So what that he didn't throw anything for 2 rounds and had to be warned by the ref...he did't bet on the fight, I know he said he did right afterwards, but he later retracted it, so that makes it true...
2011: Don't worry he'll fight a Klitschko... he said so himself, he said it's a 99% done deal, we have never heard that kind of promise from him before. Don't worry guys, he'll fight them! Afterall, his word is his bond, he's never been known to deceive us in the past....
Hey... wake the **** you delusional Brits. He has been lying to you for 2 years. It's time to face reality about your lying "hero". He is not the saviour of the division and he is running from the Klitschkos, all the promises he made were just so you can shell out your hard earned money for his bookazines and fake fights with the likes of 40 year old Fraudley.
2009: Look the fight is signed and Haye will disptach those awful boxers... oh, well he had to fake that back injury because of money issues, he'll definetly fight them next year. Look he said the deal is done Vitaly, all that needs to be done is for the t's to be crossed the i's to be dotted, he said so himself. Oh, he is going to fight Valuev? Well at least he promised us an exciting fight with a KO of the giant.
2010: He'll defintely beat both Klitschkos, they just need to give him a fair contrat... oh, 50/50 and no options... well he needs rest and after that he needs to fight the ATG Audley Harrison, sure he first said the fight is a joke but then he got so many e-mails and letter froms us asking for the fight that he decided to make his fans happy. So what that he didn't throw anything for 2 rounds and had to be warned by the ref...he did't bet on the fight, I know he said he did right afterwards, but he later retracted it, so that makes it true...
2011: Don't worry he'll fight a Klitschko... he said so himself, he said it's a 99% done deal, we have never heard that kind of promise from him before. Don't worry guys, he'll fight them! Afterall, his word is his bond, he's never been known to deceive us in the past....
Hey... wake the **** you delusional Brits. He has been lying to you for 2 years. It's time to face reality about your lying "hero". He is not the saviour of the division and he is running from the Klitschkos, all the promises he made were just so you can shell out your hard earned money for his bookazines and fake fights with the likes of 40 year old Fraudley.
Even though it sounds harsh and like trolling, this is a pretty accurate depiction of what happened over the past 2 years.
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