Unless he lands a lucky punch or a big early combination to drop Wlad then Haye has very little chance against this version of Wlad. Too dominant, too good defensively, huge punch output. Haye would start running from round 2 on and it would be a one-sided beatdown. He wouldn't stand a chance.
Haye would really test Wladimar
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So much excellence and intelligence in this post it makes me feel vaguely nauseous (in an awestruck way). Apparently, according to this Stephen Hawking-esque fellow, David Haye has awesome stamina. I must be blind because according to my non-intelligent eyes he's demonstrated absolutely garbage stamina in the past, so oxygen hungry are his steroid enhanced pseudo-bodybuilder muscles. He's also apparently extremely technically acute, which was I guess why only ATGs John Ruiz, Mormeck, Valuev, Barrett... were able to land hard shots to his cast iron jaw. Apparently Wladimir is very ordinary since no one since 2005 has been able to win more than a couple of rounds off him per fight. Haye would, of course, dominate Mr Ordinary (my new name for Wladimir since it's so apt) with his silky smooth Carl Froch-equque skills, iron jaw and enormous steroid-enhanced sexy pecs. It would be such a mismatch it isn't even funny.Not like Peters who look gassed after a couple of rounds, and had horrible tactics! Wladimar really isn't that great, the constant holding, and same old jab followed by the right. Haye wouldn't allow this holding to happen, he is far more lively and has way more technique than the the past Wladimar opponents. Wladimar is very ordinary, there is nothing to suggest to me that he would dominate Haye.
Of course, Audley Harrison is a different kettle of fish entirely...Comment
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Haye has more winny, deca and d-bol in his system than Peter, that's for sure. And his wild, lunging haymakers are almost Mayweather-like in their technical perfection.Comment
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Exactly, Primo Carnera (who was like Wladimir on amphetamines) would have made short work of that chinny bum. Hell, even Billy Conn, Two Ton Galento and Joe Choynski would have literally knocked Wlad's head off (it would have flown sixty feet in the air and landed in Hayden Pantyhair's lap who would have then tossed it disdainfully at Boris Becker who would have then tossed it to Vitali who would have burst into tears like a little girly man). Haye would literally explode Wlad's head like an over-ripe Melon, after taking seventeen flush right hands from the hapless Ukrainian and laughing full in his face.Last edited by nomadman; 09-12-2010, 06:45 AM.Comment
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