Comments Thread For: David Haye Fires: "Shut The F**k Up Fraudley Harrison"
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Time has already shown who is right. Haye is a paper champion. I'm right, you're wrong.Comment
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as alot of other people have already said, david haye is the fraud
what ever happened to the dirt he had on the klitchkos?Comment
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I believe it's time to bring out the old ballad again...
The ballad of David Haye:
There once was a guy,
With the speed of a fly,
And the strength of a bear,
And sexy long hair!
His skills were sublime,
He laid it all on the line,
No one could compete,
They were knocked off their feet,
Never lasted the bout,
They were all counted out...
Said the Brit popinjay,
Pompous **** David Haye!
Not content with the cruisers,
He chose fights with the bruisers,
Up to heavy he came,
But his opponents were lame,
Giant oafs with no skills,
Washed up bums paying the bills,
Yet the tabloids did laud,
This patent great fraud,
And the bollocks they spewed,
David's ego imbued,
With false thoughts of grandeur,
And because they did pander,
To this childish young fool,
With his head full of wool,
David claimed "I'm the best!"
No you're not! claimed the rest,
Two big names you must claim,
To legitimize your reign,
Only then can you say,
"I'm the best!" David Haye!
"But the bros they're so boring,
"My time it is dawning,
"Just one punch from my right,
"And it'll be thanks and good night!"
"Not so fast!" said the rest,
"Your chin will be put to the test,
"By the powerful might,
"Of Wlad's steelhammer right!"
"Ha, not likely," said Haye,
"I'll keep Klitschko at bay,
"With my silky smooth skill,
"I'm so sick it makes me ill!"
But as he watched as Wlad fought,
David had second thoughts,
"This big fcuk punches hard,
"With my weak ass guard,
"And my sloppy defence,
"It doesn't make sense,
"I might wind up dead,
"Best fight Audley instead!"
Thus ends the ballad of David HayeComment
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Haye if you are reading this, Audley Harrison has not delivered all the time but mark my words this time it will be your head. It will be rich when your face is licking the canvas from the A FORCE left hand bomber. So man up and sign the contract.Comment
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To the tune of Agadoo:
David Haye-Haye-Haye always has alot to say,
David Haye-Haye-Haye but he likes to run away,
Klitschko left, Klitschko right, oh they've given him a fright,
Klitschko left, Klitschko right, so he doesn't want to fight!Comment
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See Prizefighter? what happened there, cause despite getting to the final he did not fight particularly well in any of those fights, infact had to pull it out the bag in the final against a nobody.
All Audley does these days, is sit back looking for a counter left hand, thats basically his arsenal these days.Comment
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