Comments Thread For: David Haye Fires: "Shut The F**k Up Fraudley Harrison"

[Rick Grimes]

It's obvious Haye doesn't want to fight Harrison because he knows how bad it will look.

[nomadman]

It's obvious Haye doesn't want to fight Harrison because he knows how bad it will look.

It's obvious Haye doesn't give a damn how bad he'll look so long as he makes a buck at the end of it.

[Pirao]

I believe it's time to bring out the old ballad again...

The ballad of David Haye:

There once was a guy,
With the speed of a fly,
And the strength of a bear,
And sexy long hair!
His skills were sublime,
He laid it all on the line,
No one could compete,
They were knocked off their feet,
Never lasted the bout,
They were all counted out...
Said the Brit popinjay,
Pompous **** David Haye!

Not content with the cruisers,
He chose fights with the bruisers,
Up to heavy he came,
But his opponents were lame,
Giant oafs with no skills,
Washed up bums paying the bills,
Yet the tabloids did laud,
This patent great fraud,
And the bollocks they spewed,
David's ego imbued,
With false thoughts of grandeur,
And because they did pander,
To this childish young fool,
With his head full of wool,
David claimed "I'm the best!"
No you're not! claimed the rest,
Two big names you must claim,
To legitimize your reign,
Only then can you say,
"I'm the best!" David Haye!

"But the bros they're so boring,
"My time it is dawning,
"Just one punch from my right,
"And it'll be thanks and good night!"
"Not so fast!" said the rest,
"Your chin will be put to the test,
"By the powerful might,
"Of Wlad's steelhammer right!"
"Ha, not likely," said Haye,
"I'll keep Klitschko at bay,
"With my silky smooth skill,
"I'm so sick it makes me ill!"

But as he watched as Wlad fought,
David had second thoughts,
"This big fcuk punches hard,
"With my weak ass guard,
"And my sloppy defence,
"It doesn't make sense,
"I might wind up dead,
"Best fight Audley instead!"

Thus ends the ballad of David Haye

Damn that's hilarious, would green you again but must spread.

[Gojira]

It's obvious Haye doesn't give a damn how bad he'll look so long as he makes a buck at the end of it.

obviously thats not the case or he would of fought one of the klits seeing as how hyped the fight was.

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Just realised that David Haye has blocked me on twitter for calling him out on not fighting Vlad.

What a ****ing *****. I hope Harrison sparks him out.

[SirTomJones]

Just realised that David Haye has blocked me on twitter for calling him out on not fighting Vlad.

What a ****ing *****. I hope Harrison sparks him out.

Aww poor you

[DiLLiNGER]

gaye better stfu

[nomadman]

obviously thats not the case or he would of fought one of the klits seeing as how hyped the fight was.

Obviously making a buck by fighting a no-hoper like Audley is preferable to making a buck by getting the crap beat out of you, losing your title, losing your fans, and spasming uncontrollably on the canvas as a large patch of urine forms around your Union Jack shorts.

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Aww poor you

I know, doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight, just a shame he can't take a single shred of criticism without taking his ball home.

[*2TOUGH*]

Hey listen, i hope Audley knocks Haye's block off, but tell me, what is different about this Audley compared to the Audley we have seen in the past? he has always fought with a lack of passion, and for all the criticism that comes his way, its never once inspired him to put on a great performance, okay he looked better against Danny Williams, but thats Danny Williams, another HW who does not have it upstairs mentally, plus, he got knocked out by Sprott after that, he has hardly looked stellar since either.

See Prizefighter? what happened there, cause despite getting to the final he did not fight particularly well in any of those fights, in fact had to pull it out the bag in the final against a nobody.

All Audley does these days, is sit back looking for a counter left hand, that's basically his arsenal these days.

I have been in training camp with Audley when he sparred Haye many times. In 2003 Audley had Haye on ***** street many times and held back as they were friends.

Also if you recall a top prospect, Malik Scott, well my man from Shadeeds gym said that Audley literally f***ed up this guy.

So i know what he can do in camp with 14oz gloves. I am 110% confident that Big Aud will damage Haye.