LOL! UFC Flopping. Dying sport is getting annihilated by Boxing resurgence!

[etlux]

NEW UFC LHW CHAMP IN 2011!!!

UFC 135: Flair vs. Rampage

undercard:

-GSP vs. Shields to see who the p4p most boring fighter on earth is
-lesnar vs. bobby lashley (special steel chair rules match)
-jose canseco vs. hong man choi in the hotly anticipated rematch
-street brawler that was found on youtube vs. 1-0 guy making his debut
-James toney vs. Jason david frank (the white power ranger) for the #1 contender spot and shot at the title

im orderin it!!! party at my house!!! ill bring the tap out shirts, you guys bring the beer...make sure you shave your heads and get some hair dye!!

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha


the sad part is is that if that was an actual real card I'd order it for like 100$ but the problem with UFC is, it's a JOKE but Dana White is trying his hardest to take it seriously and it's no fun when you're forced to take it seriously cus you simply CAN'T. No way can you take watching a WWF star dominating the world championship seriously, there's just no way...so at least if they just said **** it we're gonna do what we do best, turn this into a redneck comedy show then I'd be all for it and pay a lot of money for such a fun card.
But as long as they keep trying to take seriously a sport that's being dominated by 50 year old ex-convicts from youtube and WWF stars, then there's just no fun in it for me cus it's all a ***in sad ass joke without the laughs.

[minasyan]

Thanks for the numbers, the way it was being reported I thought UFC were destroying boxing in ppv sales

[CaRnAgEViOLaToR]

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha


the sad part is is that if that was an actual real card I'd order it for like 100$ but the problem with UFC is, it's a JOKE but Dana White is trying his hardest to take it seriously and it's no fun when you're forced to take it seriously cus you simply CAN'T. No way can you take watching a WWF star dominating the world championship seriously, there's just no way...so at least if they just said **** it we're gonna do what we do best, turn this into a redneck comedy show then I'd be all for it and pay a lot of money for such a fun card.
But as long as they keep trying to take seriously a sport that's being dominated by 50 year old ex-convicts from youtube and WWF stars, then there's just no fun in it for me cus it's all a ***in sad ass joke without the laughs.

Agreed. Brock Lesnar is a ****ing joke...

All the great talent is in boxing.

[Forza]

only in MMA can a "champion" have a record of 4-1 ( brock lesnar )

LOL, and people compare it to boxing, the sport ali competed in. LMFAO

[Marduke]

hey ******ed UFC moron. This is only the 2nd page of this 11 page thread that I've posted in. Learn your place ******. Go back to sherdog.

Huh? Look at my post history, haven't posted anywhere other than Non Stop Boxing.

But keep on with the blind hatred dude!


All I'm saying is, posting 4 times in a row makes you look like a ******. Seriously, calm down, you're on the verge of stooping to MMA ****** levels.


Haters gonna hate.

[gratz_the_king]

NEW UFC LHW CHAMP IN 2011!!!

UFC 135: Flair vs. Rampage

undercard:

-GSP vs. Shields to see who the p4p most boring fighter on earth is
-lesnar vs. bobby lashley (special steel chair rules match)
-jose canseco vs. hong man choi in the hotly anticipated rematch
-street brawler that was found on youtube vs. 1-0 guy making his debut
-James toney vs. Jason david frank (the white power ranger) for the #1 contender spot and shot at the title

im orderin it!!! party at my house!!! ill bring the tap out shirts, you guys bring the beer...make sure you shave your heads and get some hair dye!!

this is what the play by play commentary for this card would look like

-Flair vs. rampage - flair knocks down rampage with a jab and jumps on him. he mounts rampage and wins via figure-4 leg lock 1:36 seconds into round #1 and is crowned the new LHW champion. unfortunately nobody was awake to see it due to everyone being asleep from the GSP/shields fight, so it was ruled a no contest.

-GSP vs. shields - the fight starts off at within the first 5 seconds gsp shoots for a takedown. shields happily obliges. they proceed to lay on each other for the next 24 minutes and 55 seconds. GSP wins a unanimous decision in which dana white calls "the ****in fight of the year"

-lesnar vs. lashley - lesnar hits lashley with a steel chair and opens a cut on his forehead. lashley lowblows lesnar and takes the chair from him. he swings but lesnar ducks and the chair hits the ref, knocking him unconscious. ray mercer runs into the cage and clotheslines lashley while the ref is sleeping. lesnar pins him and wakes up the ref. the ref counts 1-2-3. Lesnar by pinfall.

-jose canseco vs. hong man choi - the fight starts out and both men are dropped by each others jab in the first 11 seconds. the fight is ruled a double KO and dana white is quoted saying "this was the ****in fight of the decade, were doing an immediate rematch"

-62 year old youtube street brawler vs. 1-0 guy - the fight starts and both men circle each other for 14:30 minutes. joe rogan is ecstatic at the action and the fans are loving it. a jab lands in the last 30 seconds and the ref jumps in and calls a halt to the bout due to the excessive damage. 1-0 fighter improves to 2-0, is ready for a title shot.

-toney vs. power ranger - bell rings, the power ranger tries all sorts of wrestling techniques, all sorts of leg kicks, and all sorts of ridiculous superman punches. none of it seems to be working. toney lands a 1-2 flush on the chin and the power ranger is KO'd 16 seconds into round #1. dana white claims "toney is the ****in best p4p fighter in the sport, he definitely deserves the title shot"

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha


the sad part is is that if that was an actual real card I'd order it for like 100$ but the problem with UFC is, it's a JOKE but Dana White is trying his hardest to take it seriously and it's no fun when you're forced to take it seriously cus you simply CAN'T. No way can you take watching a WWF star dominating the world championship seriously, there's just no way...so at least if they just said **** it we're gonna do what we do best, turn this into a redneck comedy show then I'd be all for it and pay a lot of money for such a fun card.
But as long as they keep trying to take seriously a sport that's being dominated by 50 year old ex-convicts from youtube and WWF stars, then there's just no fun in it for me cus it's all a ***in sad ass joke without the laughs.

good point lol. i would pay for it if it was a comedy show. but the fact they try to pass it off as "real fighting" is pathetic...

[Forza]

MMA = redneck soap opera

[etlux]

Thanks for the numbers, the way it was being reported I thought UFC were destroying boxing in ppv sales

It only looked that way because a year or two ago UFC had a couple big shows over the million PPV buys mark but it was mostly due to Brock Lesnar headlining it and him bringing in all the WWE fans (WWE is the world leader in PPV, so he had a huge fanbase to bring with him) not to mention the fact that UFC PPV's are cheaper than boxing so it's easier to get a higher BUY count but still not make as much $$$ total out of the event. During this time Dana White was spewing all that trash all over the place and being very vocal about his "domination over boxing" but as soon as Lesnar wasn't fighting, UFC went back to being a 200k trick pony while boxing continued setting and smashing PPV records in the 1 to 2 mill buy range.

Some dumbass pointed out "Yeah but UFC might do 300-400k buys but they have like a PPV show once every month or two" Umm yeah..that's why I did the math and added it up and even with their monthly 300k show they still have less total PPV buys than boxing had just between Pacquiao and Mayweather alone. And Pac and May weren't the only boxing PPV's over the past year, I just wanted to illustrate how Pac/May alone just 2 boxers dominated the entire "sport" of UFC in PPV and yet if you add up all the other various PPV's of boxing you'd get another million or two of total buys and then boxing really pulls ahead in total buys.

In short, UFC is a joke and is being utterly dominated by boxing.

[etlux]

this is what the play by play commentary for this card would look like

-Flair vs. rampage - flair knocks down rampage with a jab and jumps on him. he mounts rampage and wins via figure-4 leg lock 1:36 seconds into round #1 and is crowned the new LHW champion. unfortunately nobody was awake to see it due to everyone being asleep from the GSP/shields fight, so it was ruled a no contest.

-GSP vs. shields - the fight starts off at within the first 5 seconds gsp shoots for a takedown. shields happily obliges. they proceed to lay on each other for the next 24 minutes and 55 seconds. GSP wins a unanimous decision in which dana white calls "the ****in fight of the year"

-lesnar vs. lashley - lesnar hits lashley with a steel chair and opens a cut on his forehead. lashley lowblows lesnar and takes the chair from him. he swings but lesnar ducks and the chair hits the ref, knocking him unconscious. ray mercer runs into the cage and clotheslines lashley while the ref is sleeping. lesnar pins him and wakes up the ref. the ref counts 1-2-3. Lesnar by pinfall.

-jose canseco vs. hong man choi - the fight starts out and both men are dropped by each others jab in the first 11 seconds. the fight is ruled a double KO and dana white is quoted saying "this was the ****in fight of the decade, were doing an immediate rematch"

-62 year old youtube street brawler vs. 1-0 guy - the fight starts and both men circle each other for 14:30 minutes. joe rogan is ecstatic at the action and the fans are loving it. a jab lands in the last 30 seconds and the ref jumps in and calls a halt to the bout due to the excessive damage. 1-0 fighter improves to 2-0, is ready for a title shot.

-toney vs. power ranger - bell rings, the power ranger tries all sorts of wrestling techniques, all sorts of leg kicks, and all sorts of ridiculous superman punches. none of it seems to be working. toney lands a 1-2 flush on the chin and the power ranger is KO'd 16 seconds into round #1. dana white claims "toney is the ****in best p4p fighter in the sport, he definitely deserves the title shot"




good point lol. i would pay for it if it was a comedy show. but the fact they try to pass it off as "real fighting" is pathetic...

ah **** man you just destroyed me I can't even breath I'm laughing so hard

[RoyJonesJrp4pno1]

It's been a tough few months for cage fighting. The boring Anderson Silva fight, the boring GSP fight, kimbo getting derailed, Don King ***** slapping an MMA event the ****ty Henderson-Shields fight on CBS.