wtf? Too bad they didn't run the same tests on you. They would find a missing brain and the onset of down syndrome. ***in ******.
"down's syndrome" is congenital ***.................meaning you're born with it.........thus having no onset..................having no brain doesnt equate to life.............................."peeleft:
If you search hard enough you can find this on a public record's site from last night's hospital visit:
Patient Kermit Cintron was admitted at approximately 11:23 PM after a boxing match in witch he fell approximately two and half feet from the ring to the floor. An announcing table broke Mr. Cintron's fall, at which point he fell to the padded floor, and would not get up for quite some time.
The patient complained of difficulty breathing to on-scene paramedics, and clearly had an erection that may be due to a post-impact priapism, though later CAT scans do not suggest a sufficient injury to the head occurred. At time of admittance Mr. Cintron appeared upset, agitated and had an elevated blood pressure.
Admittance interview confirmed Mr. Cintron was complaining of a difficulty breathing, an erection, a small stomach ache, a twisted ankle, a 'funny' feeling wrist, itching scalp, and some sort of genital rash. Several of the above must have been preexisting conditions.
Dr. Shrieber was on night-call and made the decision to administer no pain killers as the patient's fall was obviously minor for a top-tier athlete in peak physical condition, such as Mr. Cintron, and treated the other ailments in turn.
Mr. Cintron began to become unresponsive after being given a glass of water, at which point it was determined he had fallen asleep, and he was reported to have muttered things, "Seemed like I'd be able to tuck and roll..." and, "oh snap, there's a table there.." or "I'm too embarrassed to get up. I look silly."
Oh schit, I'm fricken dying here. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
If you search hard enough you can find this on a public record's site from last night's hospital visit:
Patient Kermit Cintron was admitted at approximately 11:23 PM after a boxing match in witch he fell approximately two and half feet from the ring to the floor. An announcing table broke Mr. Cintron's fall, at which point he fell to the padded floor, and would not get up for quite some time.
The patient complained of difficulty breathing to on-scene paramedics, and clearly had an erection that may be due to a post-impact priapism, though later CAT scans do not suggest a sufficient injury to the head occurred. At time of admittance Mr. Cintron appeared upset, agitated and had an elevated blood pressure.
Admittance interview confirmed Mr. Cintron was complaining of a difficulty breathing, an erection, a small stomach ache, a twisted ankle, a 'funny' feeling wrist, itching scalp, and some sort of genital rash. Several of the above must have been preexisting conditions.
Dr. Shrieber was on night-call and made the decision to administer no pain killers as the patient's fall was obviously minor for a top-tier athlete in peak physical condition, such as Mr. Cintron, and treated the other ailments in turn.
Mr. Cintron began to become unresponsive after being given a glass of water, at which point it was determined he had fallen asleep, and he was reported to have muttered things, "Seemed like I'd be able to tuck and roll..." and, "oh snap, there's a table there.." or "I'm too embarrassed to get up. I look silly."
I watched that fiasco 10 times or more now. When Cintron jumped out the ring. He laid perfectly still like he was hit with a Mossberg. He then waited until he was being strapped on the stretcher to start to yell out "Im fine man, Im fine". Disgraceful. I waited 5 months for that fight then he ruined it.
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