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  • #61
    Originally posted by STRUGG View Post
    wow.......almost the exact same symptoms............floyd has.............but floyds acute...........................Kermit's chronic..............
    wtf? Too bad they didn't run the same tests on you. They would find a missing brain and the onset of down syndrome. ***in ******.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by etlux View Post
      wtf? Too bad they didn't run the same tests on you. They would find a missing brain and the onset of down syndrome. ***in ******.
      "down's syndrome" is congenital ***.................meaning you're born with it.........thus having no onset..................having no brain doesnt equate to life.............................."peeleft:

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      • #63
        Originally posted by No Ceilings View Post
        "Take it slow, box and wait on him for now. Be patient Paul "wait" on him we'll get to him soon"



        ---------Peterson

        When Paul turned up the heat he sky dived out the ring. Then laid perfectly still like he was paralyzed.
        Williams only tuned it up because he got rocked by a huge right hand landed at the beginning of the round by Cintron.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Njord777 View Post
          If you search hard enough you can find this on a public record's site from last night's hospital visit:



          Patient Kermit Cintron was admitted at approximately 11:23 PM after a boxing match in witch he fell approximately two and half feet from the ring to the floor. An announcing table broke Mr. Cintron's fall, at which point he fell to the padded floor, and would not get up for quite some time.

          The patient complained of difficulty breathing to on-scene paramedics, and clearly had an erection that may be due to a post-impact priapism, though later CAT scans do not suggest a sufficient injury to the head occurred. At time of admittance Mr. Cintron appeared upset, agitated and had an elevated blood pressure.

          Admittance interview confirmed Mr. Cintron was complaining of a difficulty breathing, an erection, a small stomach ache, a twisted ankle, a 'funny' feeling wrist, itching scalp, and some sort of genital rash. Several of the above must have been preexisting conditions.

          Dr. Shrieber was on night-call and made the decision to administer no pain killers as the patient's fall was obviously minor for a top-tier athlete in peak physical condition, such as Mr. Cintron, and treated the other ailments in turn.

          Mr. Cintron began to become unresponsive after being given a glass of water, at which point it was determined he had fallen asleep, and he was reported to have muttered things, "Seemed like I'd be able to tuck and roll..." and, "oh snap, there's a table there.." or "I'm too embarrassed to get up. I look silly."



          Oh schit, I'm fricken dying here. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by warp1432 View Post
            Williams only tuned it up because he got rocked by a huge right hand landed at the beginning of the round by Cintron.
            Who cares why he turned it up. The fact is he DID turn it up.

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            • #66
              They were shocked to find a human still functioning pretty well even though they found out from the x-rays he was missing a heart.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by No Ceilings View Post
                Nothing right. Thought so.
                Originally posted by larryx2010 View Post
                they ran a series of test and discovered he lacked balls, had a missing backbone and lacked the proper heart functions
                Originally posted by Story View Post
                Severe Bad Acting Injury.


                !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Njord777 View Post
                  If you search hard enough you can find this on a public record's site from last night's hospital visit:



                  Patient Kermit Cintron was admitted at approximately 11:23 PM after a boxing match in witch he fell approximately two and half feet from the ring to the floor. An announcing table broke Mr. Cintron's fall, at which point he fell to the padded floor, and would not get up for quite some time.

                  The patient complained of difficulty breathing to on-scene paramedics, and clearly had an erection that may be due to a post-impact priapism, though later CAT scans do not suggest a sufficient injury to the head occurred. At time of admittance Mr. Cintron appeared upset, agitated and had an elevated blood pressure.

                  Admittance interview confirmed Mr. Cintron was complaining of a difficulty breathing, an erection, a small stomach ache, a twisted ankle, a 'funny' feeling wrist, itching scalp, and some sort of genital rash. Several of the above must have been preexisting conditions.

                  Dr. Shrieber was on night-call and made the decision to administer no pain killers as the patient's fall was obviously minor for a top-tier athlete in peak physical condition, such as Mr. Cintron, and treated the other ailments in turn.

                  Mr. Cintron began to become unresponsive after being given a glass of water, at which point it was determined he had fallen asleep, and he was reported to have muttered things, "Seemed like I'd be able to tuck and roll..." and, "oh snap, there's a table there.." or "I'm too embarrassed to get up. I look silly."





                  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by No Ceilings View Post
                    Nothing right. Thought so.
                    "What we have here is a case of vaginitis..."

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by No Ceilings View Post
                      I watched that fiasco 10 times or more now. When Cintron jumped out the ring. He laid perfectly still like he was hit with a Mossberg. He then waited until he was being strapped on the stretcher to start to yell out "Im fine man, Im fine". Disgraceful. I waited 5 months for that fight then he ruined it.
                      thats EXACTLY what I saw as well!!

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